Solid Mantis's definitions

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Disgusting

If sucking a dick is not disgusting, just think of how many wives gave their husband a blow job before church and decide whether you still want to drink a sip of wine at communion.

Priest- You can eat off the plate and drink out the cup.

Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Disgusting

If theres something as disgusting as sucking a dick it is pissing on somebody, especially in their face.

If you're a guy out on a date, there's a part of you that wonders if some guy pissed on a girl's lips before she kisses you, and she didnt tell you about it. That would be a disgusting thing to do to somebody.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2020

Rumormonger

Someone who tries to get you to lose the great respect you have for Kevin Costner by giving him a bunch of bad publicity.

Nobody is succumbing to your bad press, rumormonger. Go fuck yourself.

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2020

Bubbly

A word that makes somebody who is actually introverted sound more extroverted, kind of like the word fiery. Champagne is bubbly, people bring champagne to a party.

The bubbly girl was someone people thought was the definition of an extrovert, despite living in a bubble in a way most people didnt get to live (and still claiming to be trapped inside the bubble).

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2020

Apology

An apology only works with someone that forgives.

An apology doesnt really do anything, it's better to go ahead and do something on purpose that you wont be forgiven for later.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020