Enemies

Knowing who common enemies are can be more helpful than looking for common ground with other people.

There is no common ground between you and your enemies, and they don't want you to wake up and fight, they want you to wake up and compromise/follow orders (which isn't waking up).

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

by Solid Mantis January 02, 2020

Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.

The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Disgusting

If sucking a dick is not disgusting, just think of how many wives gave their husband a blow job before church and decide whether you still want to drink a sip of wine at communion.

Priest- You can eat off the plate and drink out the cup.

Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Narc poser

1) A guy/girl posing as a narc.
2) A guy/girl who's both a narc and a poser.

1) Nobody would pose as a narc, a narc poser is a narc.
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019

Humorblind

A guy who could see what you did, hear what you said, but didn't laugh at it.

Carl can hear you he's a bit humorblind though.

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018

Cowardess

A female version of a male coward.

The girl said that she would stand up to him/her and more, and the guy/girl ended up getting assassinated by a mysterious cowardess.

by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019