Solid Mantis's definitions

Funny lookin

Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.

Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

Manipulated

Played.

Coworkers noticed how easily Shawn was manipulated for years.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018

Jesus

It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.

Jesus could have looked like anyone if he was a real person and not a myth.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

Phil Hartman

A guy that from the description of him by people around him, didn't have his name associated with suspicion, yet he was shot by his wife. It can happen to anybody.

Phil Hartman didn't sound like a bad guy from the way people described him, but he still died a violent death.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Bold

Not shy.

Percy was just a little too bold about telling the medic he was going to ride the lightning before he got pepper sprayed in the face, since their jurisdiction was in the guy's face, as they would say.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it). It's why there are so many sides.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Poser

Someone who's not who they say they are, or who they appear to be.

He/she was a poser because the person he/she was posing as might actually be missed by a few people.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021