Solid Mantis's definitions

Chasing the pussy

Chasing a chicken shit guy or girl instead of the money.

He was chasing the pussy through the woods until the pussy found and picked up a big stick and hit him with it from behind a tree, knocking loose a few teeth. He should've chased the paper instead.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

Self conscious

Its one thing to self-conscious (most people are at least some of the time) about what people think of you, everything from what you look like to your abilities at different things. Its another thing to be desperate all the time to convince other people you never get embarrassed or self conscious and don't care what anybody thinks of you all to keep people around you so that you're never alone, because you hate being alone, and you know damn well you care more than most what people think of you.

There's nothing unusual about getting self-conscious, since even if you try to do everything perfect, its not gonna be perfect, and you're gonna do some human shit and you're not gonna feel proud of what you did. The most self conscious people in the world are the ones that keep telling you they don't care what anybody thinks of them.

by Solid Mantis December 6, 2019

One sided

Going to someone else's neighborhood and trying to fuck with them there is both one sided and inflammatory, especially if they're not showing up where you're from and trying to fuck with you there.

The girl didn't know how one sided her shit really was, which was why it was the worst kind of one sided. Her not holding anything about anybody's life sacred didn't mean nobody else did.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Pete Townshend

Its interesting how people ignore the likelihood that a guy like Pete Townshend would happily try and put them out on the street because he is talented at something they like (music). Some people even think the guy is awesome even though they've never met him and dont know him.

Before the Who, who the fuck was Pete Townshend?

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2020

Foreign violence

Violence somewhere else.

A female tourist was involved in an incident of foreign violence.

by Solid Mantis February 16, 2018

Power struggle

What any struggle usually is, when you get to the bottom of it.

On the surface, it was about racism, or sexism, or homophobia (or religion, or politics), and enemies of one group or another were given to the ones the group wanted to fall in line with their agenda, but when you got past all the bullshit, it was the same kind of power struggle any other power struggle had always been.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

Stopcock

What you want to do with a shemale to keep her penis in its zipper.

The shemale is going to fuck you with that if you don't put stopcock to good use.

by Solid Mantis September 6, 2018