Solid Mantis's definitions

Mouth of the south

A name given to a girl by family members growing up, since they never knew anyone with a bigger mouth. A name the girl wants the world to forget.

Lindsay had been called the Mouth of the south by her own family, and spent her life trying to tell other people when they should talk and when they should shut up.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.

It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Argument

A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.

Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.

Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.

Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.

Guy 1 dies after argument.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody.

She was a poser that for some reason, people seemed to respect.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Playboy

A magazine made for childr3n by children with more money than the children that buy it.

He/she calls herself a playboy bunny. Why would anyone look at his/her picture with a straight face.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Victory

There is no such thing as victory over the coronavirus, there is only the end of losing everything. If nobody takes a stand, everybody falls back in line.

The end of the coronavirus won't be a victory, it will only be an end to the loss of life, businesses, jobs, and rights. An end to the spread of (and fuel for) the wildfire.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Autoerotic bolito

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.

Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021