Solid Mantis's definitions

Authoritarian

Someone who's not your father but tries to talk to someone else over age 18 like he/she is your father, or makes your decisions for you. These are usually the same kinds of bullshit people that talk the most about other people being their peers.

The scientist/medical guy/girl on TV is talking about people who don't wear masks being out of control. No, talking to somebody you're not related to like you're their father is out of control. Fuck the authoritarian bullshit.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020

Mollycoddle

A self-absorbed, narcissistic female who desperately has to find some other guy, any other guy to call a self-absorbed narcissist (since a guy can handle and bear the title) to reassure herself that there are more people like her than not.

Lindsay never did like hearing sobering news about herself (which was a lot like going to somebody's funeral without being loaded the entire time to her), so she would always point to somebody else when somebody let her know she was a mollycoddle.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

Mask fines

Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.

Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Unpleasant suprise

Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.

1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!

2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.

by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020

Derek Chauvin trial

By saying Derek Chauvin is not responsible, the justice system is really saying that one guy's image matters more than thousands of lives. If their lives don't matter, neither does his image.

Derek Chauvin is the reason George Floyd is dead, a spade is a spade. The Derek Chauvin trial doesn't change reality.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Arrogance

Somebody that moves to your neighborhood from theirs, then gets embarrasssed by your presence there because they thought they owned the place.

I knew you before you moved to my neighborhood, had a car, a house, or a job, or claimed to be a seasoned, award-winning somebody here, back when you ran to your mother and had her have your father threaten (or woop) somebody instead of the police. So you can shove your awards, your experiences, and your threats about having somebody locked up in a jail or a mental institution right up your ass and get out. Arrogance doesn't come from your family.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021

Smiling gunman

Something you don't see often.

Your murderers might come to you with a smile, but most of the time they are not still wearing one at the time they kill you. A smiling gunman is rare.

by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021