Solid Mantis's definitions

Balance

Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.

Balance is not always pretty or peaceful, and it isn't meant to be that way.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021

Poser

A person who takes a picture with a group of people so they don't look narcissistic in the picture is a poser.

Photogenic poser-Look, there's seven other faces in the photo with mine, we're not narcissistic are we?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Hang

1) to spend time with
2) a form of execution where the executed is dangled from a rope suspended above ground with nothing to stand on
3) a form of suicide based on the older execution method, often done with other items than rope
4) a state of being suspended

1) rockstar is in town and he wants to hang man
2) he was to hang on the thirteenth in front of people who thought highly of him
3) he's gonna hang himself if someone's not on watch 24/7, we can't allow that, he will hang when we say he will hang, on the thirteenth!
4) the plant will hang off the rear window

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Superficial

Someone who doesn't want anyone to know what they're really like or who they really are.

He/she was superficial and phony since he/she thought people would like that.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Boy girl

Not to be confused with a tomboy, a boy girl is excessively masculine in bearing, in the way a male boy girl is excessively effeminate. Both a male boy girl and a female boy girl could be reptilian.

His eldest child Abella was a tomboy, but his youngest Caindace was a boy girl.

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021