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Pest

What you get if you spell pets wrong on your Christmas list.
Someone got you that for Christmas? Why did you write Santa please bring me some pest for Christmas?
by Solid Mantis July 11, 2018
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Intervention

Fighting someone else's fight for them instead of letting them fight their own fight.
The fight started as the Jews and the people they were fighting until the intervention of the United States, for no good reason.
by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
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Smiling shooter/assassin

Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.
by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
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Filament

Can be used to light or to cut.
They cut that boys head off over by the docks. A few people say they saw a bright and ominous beam of red light a few hours before the body was found, coulda been a laser weapon, a filament weapon, nobody knows yet.
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017
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Pestess

Females think males owe them something because they give birth, they think they're owed special treatment in exchange for some notion of peace of mind. The reality is female cockroaches also give birth, so one pest becomes a million pests, thanks to the pestess.
by Solid Mantis August 3, 2020
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Chicken shit

The kind of person who has to have a 6 year old or somebody who either doesn't know or hardly knows the other person to talk the shit they want to talk to somebody when the other person is around.
The mouthy girl/guy would have her mother, someone else's kids, or a stranger to the other person talk shit to them, unless it was something the chicken shit wanted them to read on the internet about themself.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
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Deprogrammed

People don't need to be programmed, they need to be deprogrammed usually. Get with the deprogram, not the program.
Can anybody get this man deprogrammed so he will be all right?
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
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