Super bowl LV

Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.
Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
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An industry that pretends to be on your side, rooting for you instead of the events that make the industry possible (storms, crime, death, accidents, bad news).
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Inflammatory

Taking somebody's animal and claiming it as your own would be inflammatory. Moving to somebody's neighborhood and claiming it as your own would also be inflammatory if you're not originally from the neighborhood.
The girl tried to do as many inflammatory things as she could think of, and thought they were as hilarious to everybody else as they were to her.
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Inflammatory

Moving to a neighborhood you're not from and claiming its everybody's is a lot like moving to a neighborhood you're not from and claiming its yours. The neighborhood you're from is yours, if you hold nothing sacred, you'll never understand why its inflammatory or what's inflammatory about it.
If everything was really everybody's, nobody would be getting turned away, whether for not wearing a mask, or for something else. The reality is not everything is everybody's, even if saying so turns into a double standard. Everyone has and makes double standards, they are in every rule and law people who try to poke fun at them make. You dont keep doing inflammatory shit and expect no consequences.
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Push ups

They're not the same when the weather is no good.
You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.
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Push ups

Nobody will mess with you if you do enough.
That guy already did 91 push ups before they even started filming his music video, you dont want to mess with that guy.
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Clean shaven

What every male was before he was bearded.
When you look through a yearbook, you don't think this kid looks like he belongs on a golf course, you think this kid looks like a teenager. Being clean shaven doesn't indicate anything about someone's lifestyle (unless you're judging a book by its cover).
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