Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Slapgate

The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.

I didn't know Willard Carroll Smith Jr. was such a hardass before Slapgate.

by Snowboy Jr. April 4, 2023

Waver

A female version of what a male bitch is.

Guy- What the fuck is this waver waving you down for? You're a real one, not a bitch. She is trying to turn you into one of them, those bitch dudes you see waving at people all the time.

by Snowboy Jr. December 20, 2022

Golden State Warriors

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.

The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

Chase Center

A building where people that thought they were real warriors got chased around by teams like the Orlando Magic and Detroit Pistons.

Is that why they call it the Chase Center? Hmm.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Coward girl

A female that wants to fight people that don't want to engage in a fight.

You could tell from the YouTube video that the girl pretending to deliver pizzas was warming up to roundhouse kick that unsuspecting dude in the solar plexus when he answered the door. He wasn't even trying to fight her, he had his hands in his pockets. If the wrong girl saw that video and seen the coward girl in the street, it would be over.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022