Snowboy Jr.'s definitions
A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
Get the Golden State Warriorsmug. Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
Get the Offensive coordinatormug. As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
Get the Tom Bradymug. You could tell from the YouTube video that the girl pretending to deliver pizzas was warming up to roundhouse kick that unsuspecting dude in the solar plexus when he answered the door. He wasn't even trying to fight her, he had his hands in his pockets. If the wrong girl saw that video and seen the coward girl in the street, it would be over.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
Get the Coward girlmug. People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.
The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
Get the Sacramento Kingsmug. The Bears were to football what the Yankees are to baseball in overall games won (though the Packers tend to be more dominant in championships) until the Packers took yet another thing from them. Are the Bears gonna keep letting them get away with shit like that?
by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022
Get the Packersmug. A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.
The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
Get the Golden State Warriorsmug.