SnottyIrishman's definitions

Daftie

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

OI!

"Hey!", "What!" or similar to "Hurray!"

Dude: "Oi! Liam!"

Dude: "Hey, Liam!"
Liam: "Oi?"

Durring applause "Oi!

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

happy horseshit

A term used to shorten other phrases like "What a day!" or "Fuckin' A"

Person A: "Happy horseshit!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

puternewbie

A puternewbie is a term referring to those who are unknowledgeable to the ways of the computer, or just new to the computer world.

Someone who believes that their hard drive is almost full because they still have 25gigs free out of 80gigs possible.

anybody who refers to their tower as a cpu.

anybody who refers to hard drive space as memory.

by SnottyIrishman September 4, 2005

noober

Either a newbie or a term referring to someone who is annoying, irritating or obnoxious.

See newbie.

"Gawd! What a fucking noober!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

Bint

English slang for a whore or bitch. Similar to a tart.

"Look...you can't proclaim yourself king just because some moistend bint lobbed a scimitar at you." -Monty Python, Holy Grail

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005