Sneaky Snyde's definitions

issues

1. Topics for discussion or debate.

2. Euphemism for "problems" used by women and effeminate men. These people want to appear to be too polite to say
"problems," so they say "issues."

Joe: "I have issues."
Schmoe: "You have ISSUES?! What are you, some kind of girly man? Women have issues. Men have PROBLEMS."
Joe: "Oh, you're such an issuephobe!"

by Sneaky Snyde June 16, 2005

Tree Frog

A mythical brand of beer popular in the 1960s. It never existed, but it sure was good!

Wish I had me a Tree Frog Beer to suck on right now!

by Sneaky Snyde May 30, 2005