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slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."
Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
mugGet the slackermug.

camel jockey

An Arab. An A-Rab. A person from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Yemen, or Lybia.
Walking up and down the streets of Damascus, I saw several thousand camel jockeys.
by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005
mugGet the camel jockeymug.

cut the cheese

To fart.

Something that someone has done on the backside of the Wisconsin commemorative quarter.
Who cut the cheese on the back of that coin?
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
mugGet the cut the cheesemug.

road locomotive

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.
Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.
by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005
mugGet the road locomotivemug.

Cadillac Driver

A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)
Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
mugGet the Cadillac Drivermug.

automatic

An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
mugGet the automaticmug.

San Francisco

A city across the bay from Oakland.

It is known for it's wonderful international cuisine, its legions of bums (which are called homeless in San Francisco), pouves, a lawless mayor, and Tommy's Joynt.
Next time you're in San Francisco, get a bowl of Buffalo Stew at Tommy's Joynt.
by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005
mugGet the San Franciscomug.

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