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Cadillac Driver

A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)
Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
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San Francisco

A city across the bay from Oakland.

It is known for it's wonderful international cuisine, its legions of bums (which are called homeless in San Francisco), pouves, a lawless mayor, and Tommy's Joynt.
Next time you're in San Francisco, get a bowl of Buffalo Stew at Tommy's Joynt.
by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005
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Oakland

A wonderful city on the east shore of San Francisco Bay. It is known for its fine weather, Lake Merritt, its beautiful hills, and its sideshows.
Oakland is my home town. It is also home to 10,000 sideshow clowns.
by Sneaky Snyde July 15, 2008
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NASCAR

An auto-racing sport watched by rural people, rednecks, southerners, and people from America's heartland. Their fondness for this sport causes no end of grief to liberal twits and democrat oafs, who ridicule everyone who is a NASCAR fan. This proves that there must be something good about NASCAR. If Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson ridicule it, it MUST be good!
Do your patriotic duty! Offend a liberal! Go watch a NASCAR race!
by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005
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ricer

A doofus who can't even drive a stick shift, but who goes to great expense trying to make his car LOOK fast without increasing it's performance. All show and no blow!
Look at that silly Honda with the big exhaust pipe and the wing! The jackass ricer thinks it's cool, but it has an automatic transmission! What a pantywaist!
by Sneaky Snyde May 30, 2005
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Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.
Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.
by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005
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camel jockey

An Arab. An A-Rab. A person from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Yemen, or Lybia.
Walking up and down the streets of Damascus, I saw several thousand camel jockeys.
by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005
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