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automatic

An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
mugGet the automaticmug.

road locomotive

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.
Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.
by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005
mugGet the road locomotivemug.

Cadillac Driver

A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)
Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
mugGet the Cadillac Drivermug.

camel jockey

An Arab. An A-Rab. A person from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Yemen, or Lybia.
Walking up and down the streets of Damascus, I saw several thousand camel jockeys.
by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005
mugGet the camel jockeymug.

cut the cheese

To fart.

Something that someone has done on the backside of the Wisconsin commemorative quarter.
Who cut the cheese on the back of that coin?
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
mugGet the cut the cheesemug.

issues

1. Topics for discussion or debate.

2. Euphemism for "problems" used by women and effeminate men. These people want to appear to be too polite to say
"problems," so they say "issues."
Joe: "I have issues."
Schmoe: "You have ISSUES?! What are you, some kind of girly man? Women have issues. Men have PROBLEMS."
Joe: "Oh, you're such an issuephobe!"
by Sneaky Snyde June 16, 2005
mugGet the issuesmug.

ricer

A doofus who can't even drive a stick shift, but who goes to great expense trying to make his car LOOK fast without increasing it's performance. All show and no blow!
Look at that silly Honda with the big exhaust pipe and the wing! The jackass ricer thinks it's cool, but it has an automatic transmission! What a pantywaist!
by Sneaky Snyde May 30, 2005
mugGet the ricermug.

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