sock puppets

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
by Snake April 25, 2005
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desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.
Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!
by Snake January 16, 2005
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iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.
The iPod is a piece of shite.
by Snake September 11, 2005
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Kiaora

A drink concentrate that, when added to water, creates some kind of orange drink. Too orangey for crows.
Crow: Kiaora!
Kid: It's too orangey for crows. It's just for me and my dog.
Crow: I'll be your dog. (Starts barking)
by Snake May 05, 2005
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Mitsurugi

Coolest character from the Soul Blade/Soul Calibur series of computer games. In versions sold in countries banning samurai culture, is replaced by a character named Arthur (who looks the same, only has blonde hair and an eyepatch).

Based on the real life Miyamoto Musashi.
Mitsurugi hacked up Kilik with his katana.
by Snake November 05, 2005
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Jessica Alba

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.
Jessica Alba is too hot for words.
by Snake January 28, 2006
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Smeg

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2
1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.
by Snake July 09, 2004
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