Snake's definitions

Creative

Company that makes mp3 players that are approximately 3456432575 better than iPods. The main advantages of which include:

-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make you look like a complete yuppie. For when you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.

Random person: OMG! Is that an iPod?!!
(::ARROWED::)
Person with more than 6 braing cells: No, it's a Creative.

by Snake December 9, 2005

Smeg

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2

1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.

by Snake July 9, 2004

Howitzer

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.

1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.

by Snake July 18, 2004

Trogdor

TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!

Trogdor was a man,
I mean...he was a dragon-man.
Uh....maybe he was just a dragon.
Um....but he was still

TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!

Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the people
in the thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!!

And then Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

Trogdor burninates all!

by Snake July 9, 2004

camelot

King Arthur's castle. A rather silly place.

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram-a-lot.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Giggedy giggedy giggedy

Phrase coined by Glen Quagmire from Family Guy. Used whenever you see a hot girl.

"Hey there, sweet thing. How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Eighteen? You're a first."
"Mom!"
"I like where this is going. Giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy."

by Snake March 9, 2005

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005