Snake's definitions

Scumbag College

1) The College from the tv series The Young Ones. Vyvian, Mike, Rick and Neil all study there, but never seem to go in.

2) Nickname for CIT, due to the number of block release apprentices that hang around the place

And representing Scumbag college, Mike, Prick, Vyvian and Neil.

by Snake May 15, 2005

camelot

King Arthur's castle. A rather silly place.

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram-a-lot.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Giggedy giggedy giggedy

Phrase coined by Glen Quagmire from Family Guy. Used whenever you see a hot girl.

"Hey there, sweet thing. How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Eighteen? You're a first."
"Mom!"
"I like where this is going. Giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy."

by Snake March 9, 2005

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005

Fat body

1 A person Male or Female who likes food too much, does not excercise, and generally lays around plaing video games all damn day.

2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.

So and so is a total fat body. They never ever try to excercise or diet.

Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.

You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!

by Snake December 2, 2004

grungers

The mortal enemy of the Scobe. Like the scobe, can generally be seen wearing a hoody. Except that instead of Nike, Addidas or some stupid rapper, it will advertise Kurt Cobain, or some metal band. Generally wearing baggy pants and long hair that always needs a wash, they do share one interest with the scobe. Hash.

Most grungers become grungers because they claim to not wish to conform to trends. However, in doing so the grungers themselves have become conformists. The only basic difference is the type of music they listen to.

The grungers were hanging around asking for skins.

by Snake January 10, 2006

Metal Gear

A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.

Metal Gear! It can't be!

by Snake March 15, 2005