Snake's definitions

aug

Steyr AUG. Austrian assault rifle, though also the official weapon of the Irish army. Using a bullpup design, it is incredibly lightweight, due to its carbon-fibre body. Fires 5.56mm rounds

I shot him with my Steyr

by Snake May 15, 2005

Power Fist

Perhaps one of the coolest weapons ever to come from the game Fallout. Used to deliver hand-to-hand death to anyone foolish enough to stand in its way.

"We're gonna kill you."
"Oh, yeah. Well, feel the might of my POWER FIST!!!!!!!"

by Snake December 6, 2004

Traveller's smile

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.

Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile

by Snake March 7, 2005

Old doll

Cork slang for girl or girlfriend, depending on the context.

Sorry, boys. The old doll has me whipped.

by Snake February 21, 2005

coca-cola

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.

"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"

by Snake August 31, 2005

George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.

Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.

by Snake May 9, 2005

Romzomcom

A romantic comedy featuring lots of flesh-eating zombies. The only known example is Shaun of the Dead.

Did you see that romzomcom yet?

by Snake July 18, 2004