Snake's definitions

buff nut

When you take a buffer and stick your nuts up to it.

Hey dude, I'm going to the garage to buff my nut.

by Snake April 25, 2004

Maniac-in-a-speedo'd

To be hacked to pieces by a maniac in speedos carrying a chainsaw. From Teen Girl Squad

What's Her Face and The Ugly One got Maniac-in-a-speedo'd at camp. (Pedantic bastards)

by Snake July 19, 2006

Lunatock

That's not even a word, you imposter.

Fucking Americans and their made up words.

by Snake January 15, 2005

Bash

A word used to mean anything

Hey look! It's a piece of bash!

by Snake February 1, 2004

Irish

1. A person who comes from the great country of Ireland. Well known for being able to handle drink unlike the British or the Americans and being able to handle semi-automatic weaponry due to the fact that half the country is serving or have served in either the FCA or the Slua in their spare time. See Steyr AUG

2. A language that will be dead in twenty years if the Polish, Romanians and Nigerians keep coming in. (Not trying to make that sound racist)

3. What 50 million Americans who've never been to Ireland claim to be.

I'm proud to be Irish

by Snake January 26, 2006

Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 9, 2005

Magnum

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

by Snake July 18, 2004