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laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak
George Bush has laryngitis
by Snake September 10, 2004
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coca-cola

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.
"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"
by Snake August 31, 2005
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George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.
Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.
by Snake May 9, 2005
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Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.
What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks
by Snake June 27, 2005
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Fat body

1 A person Male or Female who likes food too much, does not excercise, and generally lays around plaing video games all damn day.

2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.
So and so is a total fat body. They never ever try to excercise or diet.

Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.

You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!
by Snake December 2, 2004
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camelot

King Arthur's castle. A rather silly place.
We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram-a-lot.
by Snake March 7, 2005
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Giggedy giggedy giggedy

Phrase coined by Glen Quagmire from Family Guy. Used whenever you see a hot girl.
"Hey there, sweet thing. How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Eighteen? You're a first."
"Mom!"
"I like where this is going. Giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy."
by Snake March 9, 2005
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