Snake's definitions

camelot

King Arthur's castle. A rather silly place.

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram-a-lot.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Smegheads

Plural for Smeghead

Derived from Smeg

See also Boy Racers

What a bunch of Smegheads

by Snake August 16, 2004

XX

Chick or lesbian... as in chromosomes... XX girl and XY guy..

Holla at me XX's.

by snake June 14, 2004

Bollollocks

Used in a situation that isn't bad enough to warrant using the word fuck, but causes more frustration than is required for using bollocks

Oh, bollollocks, I just dropped this insanely heavy box on my foot

by Snake July 9, 2004

capri-sun

Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.

I need to drink a Capri Sun.

by Snake August 31, 2005

green beret

1) U.S. Army Special forces.

2) The best character from the Commandos series.

1) And in other news, U.S. army Green Berets killed 14 Iraqi civilians in an attack today.....

2) This group of soldiers has been isolated from their unit. Let's see if we can offer them a hand.....or a knife.

by Snake March 7, 2005

F.T.I.

Fuck The Industry

support tech n9ne with the FTI!!!
www.therealtechn9ne.com/asp2/fti.asp

by snake April 28, 2003