Snake's definitions

Generic Boyfriend

The scourge of all other men. These are usually guys who have that designer stubble and floppy haircut. For whatever reason, these guys always seem to have beaten you to the girl you're after by about 3 years. Since a lot of these guys are based on the same template, the term Generic Boyfriend is most suitable.

See also Metrosexual and Brad Pitt

"Hey, that girl's cute."
"Forget it, man. She's got one of those Generic Boyfriends."
"Not again!"

by Snake April 14, 2005

desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.

Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!

by Snake January 16, 2005

Maniac-in-a-speedo'd

To be hacked to pieces by a maniac in speedos carrying a chainsaw. From Teen Girl Squad

What's Her Face and The Ugly One got Maniac-in-a-speedo'd at camp. (Pedantic bastards)

by Snake July 19, 2006

buff nut

When you take a buffer and stick your nuts up to it.

Hey dude, I'm going to the garage to buff my nut.

by Snake April 25, 2004

Fat body

1 A person Male or Female who likes food too much, does not excercise, and generally lays around plaing video games all damn day.

2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.

So and so is a total fat body. They never ever try to excercise or diet.

Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.

You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!

by Snake December 2, 2004

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005

camelot

King Arthur's castle. A rather silly place.

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram-a-lot.

by Snake March 7, 2005