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Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.
Oi! Spud! Get over here!
by Snake December 11, 2005
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TIMMY!

What you shout to your friend should he be called Timmy
Yo! TIMMY! Hey, it's TIMMY!
by Snake July 12, 2004
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Rob Grant

Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.
by Snake March 22, 2006
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Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.
by Snake February 1, 2006
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Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.
"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"
by Snake February 22, 2005
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Red Dwarf

Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used)

Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February)

Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.
How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?
by Snake March 9, 2005
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Cockbite

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.
You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.
by Snake December 2, 2004
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