Definitions by Smurkio

two three

the new version of "six seven", same hand gesture, but it means "send him 2 3 years dagestan and forget", which is said by Islam Makhachev when a guy is acting too feminine or weak and needs to be sent to Dagestan.

Guy 1: *Acting overly feminine*
Guy 2: "TWO-THREE, TWO-THREE" 🤲
Guy 1: "wait... what??"
Guy 2: "Yeah, spend "two three" years in dagestan, because you are acting too weak. You need some discipline. That's what it means

two three by Smurkio March 26, 2026

golden boy 

A very tall, very athletic, young boy who is respected amongst peers, probably plays basketball, football, good at every ball he touches. May have blonde hair.

Coach: "Dude, this guy is 6'2 at 12 and is SUCH a good center for us"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"

golden boy by Smurkio June 16, 2025

Vonoff1700 

A Chicago rapper who wears glasses.
Known for songs like "Opps on Deck"
Recently blew up.

"Vonoff1700, what is your prescription"

Vonoff1700 by Smurkio May 21, 2025

UD stalker 

Someone who goes on a UD profile and sees what defintions someone makes
e.g: Hayden, Alex, Gabe

UD Stalker: Why'd you define "GRETCHDAPP" on Urban Dictionary?
Smurkio: Oh my god, leave me alone

UD stalker by Smurkio February 24, 2025

haki 

Another word for "snake", if a person is a haki, they will act like a friend to get benefits of you but they'll backdoor you when it's convenient. 🐍

A: Yo, i heard Haki was dissin' you
L: Damn, i'm the reason why he even passed, ain't that crazy
A: Yeah bro, he backdoored you 'cuz he's a snake

haki by Smurkio February 6, 2025

disabled king

A disabled king is a disabled person who doesn't let their disability define them and hold them back from acheiving their goals.

Jasmine: Hey! That guy in a wheelchair is a millionaire!
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo

disabled king by Smurkio October 9, 2024

KBS 

A gang in Adelaide
Popular members consist of Skux, KBS Choppa
Beef 051

KBS is a fearsome gang in Adelaide.

KBS by Smurkio September 8, 2024