Smurkio 's definitions

August 9

King Von's birthday

Person 1: Hey it's August 9
Person 2: Happy birthday King Von

by Smurkio October 17, 2023

You forgot the homework

What you say when you wanna annoy everyone. Consequences include: No more friends, no more respect, getting jumped, getting murdered, getting bullied and more...

Tyler: Hey, Mrs Brown, you forgot the homework!
Every student: Kys

by Smurkio October 27, 2023

rich people poor

When you can afford the basics but nothing else. Didn't grow up with the nice clothes, new electronics, vacations, etc Still had food on the plate, still had some clothing, still had internet access (if gen z)
synonyms: working class, lower middle class
Basically: You're poor according to the middle class, upper-middle class and the rich, but you're too rich for "true poverty"
Often gatekept out of being "disadvantaged" or being "just above the poverty line", but didn't grow up with the luxuries of the middle class or the upper class

Tyler: Why Don't You Have a PS5 or an Air Fryer, Dennis?

Dennis: I'm rich people poor

by Smurkio January 3, 2024

Sagging Nazi

Someone who hates sagging pants and people who sag with a passion, spends an excessive amount of their life complaining about sagging pants. Often a rich, white, old person or an Uncle Tom

Jane: i HATE those teenangers wearing their pants low, they ruin my day!
Katie: Chill, it's just a fashion preference, don't be a sagging nazi

by Smurkio January 3, 2024

RCTA

For all u lil bitches out there. Y'all don't know the struggle. I was born a biologically white Australian man, it was fine as a child, but as i got older i hated my culture and wanted to be African American, and this is true of the vast majority of RCTA people, we hate our culture and feel a deep attraction to other culture, many of us also find the features of another race more attractive. So we use subliminals and injections to change our features and skin tone, at least in the sense of the mind. Most RCTAs are born biologically white American, and want to change to Asian of some sort, but any race change is RCTA, even black to white is RCTA. We don't want to take over cultures, we don't want benefits, we don't do it for clout, we just want to have equal rights, be recognized as our real race and be left alone.

Brad: Did you hear about Choon-Hee
Jack: Who?
Jack: Wait, that looks like Vlad, and why is he Korean instead of Russian
Brad: He's RCTA, Race Change To Another

by Smurkio December 5, 2023

Suislide

When a nigga tries to murder their self.

This nigga Carter really tried to commit suislide yesterday.

by Smurkio April 22, 2021

teacher's hoe

A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.

Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!

by Smurkio August 18, 2024