Jaood

a hopeless cause

a black person who tries to fit in with white people on the internet

by smurf July 16, 2003

half-dragon

Virtually anything can crossbreed with a dragon. the resulting offspring is something somewhat less than dragon, but much more than its other half. dragons often mate with humans and humanoid creatures. the half-breeds are shunned in most societies, an unfortunate fact considering the tremendous power half-dragons wield.

half dragons are very powerful and hard to deal with

by smurf August 17, 2004

Tribadism

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).

Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.

by Smurf March 22, 2005

verbeeg

the smallest and least powerful of the giants, verbeeg are huge, barbaric humanoids. they cause terrible damage with their spears.

smaller than most giants, but bigger than most everythingelse

by smurf August 17, 2004

the mad note

an adjective used to describe quality music or events.

That track is the mad note!

by Smurf June 10, 2004

ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

by Smurf January 20, 2017

Undead Hunter

This holy avenger has honed his abilities towards the destruction of the undead and other innatural creatures. He is immune to many of the more devastating attacks, in addition to gaining some pretty incredible bonuses against the undead.

a great warrior indeed

by smurf August 23, 2004