Smurf's definitions

slipknot

slipknot is the best band in exsistence. they have 9 members thatmake their music sound like da bomb. also the insane clown posse licks balls

i am a maggot
good for you

by SMURF June 25, 2004

homebrew

1. Another name for amateur pornography. Usually pictures/videos you have taken of your ex girl/boy friends.

"Ok guys, anymore homebrew posted on Something Awful will get you banned"

by smurf July 2, 2007

barghest

A barghest looks like a mutated troll, amd killing one is about as difficult. devilish creatures of pure evil, barghests are resistant to almost everything.

A barghest could kill adventurers who don't know what they are doing.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Gray Dwarf

Also known as Duergar, gray dwarves contain all of the worst traits of the dwarven races in one package. Duergar share little with thier less subterranean cousins, but they do have the same hardiness. Their foes find them just as hard to kill.

Tough buggars on the battlefield.

by smurf August 22, 2004

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

Kensai

This class is also known as the Sword Saints, and consists of a warrior who has been specially trained to be one with his sword. They are deadly fast, and trained to fight without encumbrance.

A kensai is a mixture of a ninja, and samurai.

by smurf August 23, 2004

Jaood

a hopeless cause

a black person who tries to fit in with white people on the internet

by smurf July 16, 2003