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Inquisitor

The inquisitor has dedicated his life to finding and eliminating practitioners of evil magic and defeating the forces of darkness. His god has provided him with special abilities toward that end.
by smurf August 23, 2004
mugGet the Inquisitormug.

Twack

1. Another word for Crystal Methamphetamine.

2. Common objects associated with crystal methamphetamine. These objects can be signs that junkies are present or were there recently (maybe crashed on the floor/couch). These things include really crappy drawings of graffiti on scrap paper, uncleaned dog poo/drinks/food on the carpet, broken light bulbs/missing light bulbs (can be improvised to smoke meth), crafty arts that require short attention spans (for females), left-over traces of meth on the coffee table, and other various tweaker paraphernalia.
1. Yo man you got some of that twack?(twacktonite)

2. Man i got home last night and my room mate had twack all over the living room!
by Smurf October 5, 2006
mugGet the Twackmug.

remorhaz

remorhazes are polar creatures capable of living in frigid enviornments. they generate tremendous amounts of heat, allowing them to burrow through ice and snow quickly and making them deadly opponents for anyone without fire.
by smurf August 17, 2004
mugGet the remorhazmug.

abishai

Abishai are demonic creatures from a different plane of existance. they look like animated catherdral gargoyles. Abishai come in two types- white and red.
The abishai are creatures not to be messed with.
by Smurf August 17, 2004
mugGet the abishaimug.

Half-elf

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.
half-elves are almost perfect... almost.
by smurf August 23, 2004
mugGet the Half-elfmug.

Tribadism

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).
Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.
by Smurf March 22, 2005
mugGet the Tribadismmug.

crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.
they are like most golems and immune to magic
by smurf August 17, 2004
mugGet the crystal golemmug.

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