Smurf's definitions

ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

by Smurf January 20, 2017

Undead Hunter

This holy avenger has honed his abilities towards the destruction of the undead and other innatural creatures. He is immune to many of the more devastating attacks, in addition to gaining some pretty incredible bonuses against the undead.

a great warrior indeed

by smurf August 23, 2004

trucking

When someone is on LSD and you take a pillow and a flashlight, run at them with the flashlight on and hit them in the face with a pillow. then, yell, "TRUCK!" usually is followed by the person thinking that they were hit by a truck. Person trucking+good trip=bad trip.

(trucking is situational)

by smurf May 13, 2005

Half-orc

Half-orcs are the children of orcs and humans. Their heritage is evident thanks to their muscular build, sloping forehead, prominent lower jaw, and jutting teeth. Half-orcs are extremely powerful and make excellent fighters. However, they are typically dull and slow-witted.

Can have greenish skin.

by smurf August 23, 2004

Gold Dwarf

Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.

Gimli would be more than likely classified here.

by smurf August 22, 2004

hook horror

Hook horrors are cave-dwelling creatures that love to surprise intruders by attacking from two directions. they possess a rock-hard exterior, which makes them hard to hit.

they are truely malicious things

by smurf April 15, 2006

crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.

they are like most golems and immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004