Smurf's definitions

Jaood

a hopeless cause

a black person who tries to fit in with white people on the internet

by smurf July 16, 2003

barghest

A barghest looks like a mutated troll, amd killing one is about as difficult. devilish creatures of pure evil, barghests are resistant to almost everything.

A barghest could kill adventurers who don't know what they are doing.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

Kensai

This class is also known as the Sword Saints, and consists of a warrior who has been specially trained to be one with his sword. They are deadly fast, and trained to fight without encumbrance.

A kensai is a mixture of a ninja, and samurai.

by smurf August 23, 2004

crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.

they are like most golems and immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

Tribadism

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).

Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.

by Smurf March 22, 2005

air elemental

Air elementals appear as huge whirlwinds and attack by buffeting their enemies.

they are the weakest elemental

by Smurf August 17, 2004