Smurf's definitions

mlurd

someone who tries too hard to be cool.

hellz is such a mlurd.

by Smurf March 1, 2004

flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

Totemic Druid

This druid identifies with a particular animal, an animal that he feels represents his spirit. This grants him a special connection to the animal kingdom, and he is able to call upon their spirits to aid him.

Cannot shapeshift at all

by smurf August 23, 2004

Dark treant

Dark treants are twisted, animated trees that drink the blood of living things. their natural wood exterior makes them difficult to hurt.

a dark treant looks like a tree but when you least expect it it is eating you.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

fomorian giant

fomorian giants are ugly. slate gray, they look like they were chiseled out of soft stone. formorian giants love to throw stones.

ugly giant beasts that are ill tempered

by Smurf August 17, 2004

otyugh

Otyughs have a large bulbous body with a gaping maw of razor-shape teeth. they attack with two large tentacles, which they use to drag prey into their mouths. Otyughs generally live in piles of offal or other waste, but aren't shy about adding fresh meat to their diet. they are aggressive and relentless, they cause disease on anyone unfortunate enough to be bitten.

fierce creatures that smell

by smurf June 27, 2006

Moon Elf

The moon elf is a long-lived race that is aloof and haughty. Regardless of their demeanor, moon elves are attractive and almost ethereal. They are graceful to a fault and have a wise demeanor.

They are just like most elves.

by smurf August 22, 2004