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An ettercap resembles a humanoid spider. it has four limbs with mandibles and spinnerets. ettercaps are cunning enough to attack from hiding, using their webs to hold enemies in place- an effective tactic considering the ettercap's bite is poisonous.
by Smurf August 17, 2004
Get the ettercap mug.Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...
by Smurf January 20, 2017
Get the ganool mug.Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.
by Smurf August 17, 2004
Get the bugbear mug.Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.
by smurf August 22, 2004
Get the Gold Dwarf mug.n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)
by Smurf September 29, 2008
Get the geriatric mug.When someone is on LSD and you take a pillow and a flashlight, run at them with the flashlight on and hit them in the face with a pillow. then, yell, "TRUCK!" usually is followed by the person thinking that they were hit by a truck. Person trucking+good trip=bad trip.
(trucking is situational)
by smurf May 13, 2005
Get the trucking mug.Half-orcs are the children of orcs and humans. Their heritage is evident thanks to their muscular build, sloping forehead, prominent lower jaw, and jutting teeth. Half-orcs are extremely powerful and make excellent fighters. However, they are typically dull and slow-witted.
by smurf August 23, 2004
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