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A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.
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It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.
It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).
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