Smurf's definitions

lemure

Lemures are the souls of evil creatures brought back to life again on a lower plane of existance. they look like a human-shaped candle melted into a blob of goo. Lemures are slow and not too bright.they serve mainly as cannon fodder for more powerful devilish creatures, blocking your path to their superiors and getting in the way of your attacks.

they are similar to ghosts or specters

by smurf August 17, 2004

myconid

myconids are animated, man sized mushrooms that often blend in with non-animated mushrooms. they release clouds of spores that can cause confusin.

just another giant mold

by smurf August 17, 2004

dekanter goblin

dekanter goblins are similar to normal goblins, but as tough to kill as orcs. they can regenerate, and a resistant to cold.

dekanter goblins are tough to kill

by Smurf August 17, 2004

air elemental

Air elementals appear as huge whirlwinds and attack by buffeting their enemies.

they are the weakest elemental

by Smurf August 17, 2004

bugbear

Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.

A bugbear is like an enlarged goblin.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

by Smurf January 20, 2017

geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008