Smurf's definitions

hook horror

Hook horrors are cave-dwelling creatures that love to surprise intruders by attacking from two directions. they possess a rock-hard exterior, which makes them hard to hit.

they are truely malicious things

by smurf April 15, 2006

trucking

When someone is on LSD and you take a pillow and a flashlight, run at them with the flashlight on and hit them in the face with a pillow. then, yell, "TRUCK!" usually is followed by the person thinking that they were hit by a truck. Person trucking+good trip=bad trip.

(trucking is situational)

by smurf May 13, 2005

Tribadism

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).

Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.

by Smurf March 22, 2005

Swarthy

adj. To be pirate-like. Being worthy, usually used in the form of a compliment.

Those were some swarthy moves you put on last night

by Smurf March 13, 2005

403

"Access Denied" or "Fuck off you nosy parker!"

Access has been denied now fuck off you nosy parker!

by smurf February 19, 2005

Skyline

1.) A local chain of excellent chili restaurants in the Greater Cincinnati Area.
2.) Japanese import car that many people are crazy for.
3.) The view of a city, defining the appearence of its downtown or other sections, and usually refers to its high-rise buildings.

Skyline Chili is great.
Oh look its a Skyline! I must have one!
The skylines of Evansville, Indiana and Des Moines, Iowa are quite impressive when you consider their sizes.

by Smurf December 9, 2004

belarus

Former Soviet republic. Kicks ass for such a small country. Great hockey team.

Belarus rocks! Lithuania does not.

by Smurf October 5, 2004