Smurf's definitions

Twack

1. Another word for Crystal Methamphetamine.

2. Common objects associated with crystal methamphetamine. These objects can be signs that junkies are present or were there recently (maybe crashed on the floor/couch). These things include really crappy drawings of graffiti on scrap paper, uncleaned dog poo/drinks/food on the carpet, broken light bulbs/missing light bulbs (can be improvised to smoke meth), crafty arts that require short attention spans (for females), left-over traces of meth on the coffee table, and other various tweaker paraphernalia.

1. Yo man you got some of that twack?(twacktonite)

2. Man i got home last night and my room mate had twack all over the living room!

by Smurf October 5, 2006

dekanter goblin

dekanter goblins are similar to normal goblins, but as tough to kill as orcs. they can regenerate, and a resistant to cold.

dekanter goblins are tough to kill

by Smurf August 17, 2004

lemure

Lemures are the souls of evil creatures brought back to life again on a lower plane of existance. they look like a human-shaped candle melted into a blob of goo. Lemures are slow and not too bright.they serve mainly as cannon fodder for more powerful devilish creatures, blocking your path to their superiors and getting in the way of your attacks.

they are similar to ghosts or specters

by smurf August 17, 2004

chumbra

A chumbra is a spectral creature that will not attack if left unprovoked.

its a scary monster that can kill easily

by Smurf August 17, 2004

handbag house

A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.

Damn son this handbag house shit is GAY!

by Smurf May 17, 2007

atarus

an evil bastard

atarus's challenge could only have come from an evil bastard like him.

by Smurf March 3, 2004

Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

by smurf August 22, 2004