Smurf's definitions

Swarthy

adj. To be pirate-like. Being worthy, usually used in the form of a compliment.

Those were some swarthy moves you put on last night

by Smurf March 13, 2005

otyugh

Otyughs have a large bulbous body with a gaping maw of razor-shape teeth. they attack with two large tentacles, which they use to drag prey into their mouths. Otyughs generally live in piles of offal or other waste, but aren't shy about adding fresh meat to their diet. they are aggressive and relentless, they cause disease on anyone unfortunate enough to be bitten.

fierce creatures that smell

by smurf June 27, 2006

Kensai

This class is also known as the Sword Saints, and consists of a warrior who has been specially trained to be one with his sword. They are deadly fast, and trained to fight without encumbrance.

A kensai is a mixture of a ninja, and samurai.

by smurf August 23, 2004

barghest

A barghest looks like a mutated troll, amd killing one is about as difficult. devilish creatures of pure evil, barghests are resistant to almost everything.

A barghest could kill adventurers who don't know what they are doing.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

Jaood

a hopeless cause

a black person who tries to fit in with white people on the internet

by smurf July 16, 2003

Halfling

Halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. While small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.

also known as hobbits.

by smurf August 23, 2004