Smurf's definitions

Dark treant

Dark treants are twisted, animated trees that drink the blood of living things. their natural wood exterior makes them difficult to hurt.

a dark treant looks like a tree but when you least expect it it is eating you.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Totemic Druid

This druid identifies with a particular animal, an animal that he feels represents his spirit. This grants him a special connection to the animal kingdom, and he is able to call upon their spirits to aid him.

Cannot shapeshift at all

by smurf August 23, 2004

otyugh

Otyughs have a large bulbous body with a gaping maw of razor-shape teeth. they attack with two large tentacles, which they use to drag prey into their mouths. Otyughs generally live in piles of offal or other waste, but aren't shy about adding fresh meat to their diet. they are aggressive and relentless, they cause disease on anyone unfortunate enough to be bitten.

fierce creatures that smell

by smurf June 27, 2006

Moon Elf

The moon elf is a long-lived race that is aloof and haughty. Regardless of their demeanor, moon elves are attractive and almost ethereal. They are graceful to a fault and have a wise demeanor.

They are just like most elves.

by smurf August 22, 2004

bugbear

Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.

A bugbear is like an enlarged goblin.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008

ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

by Smurf January 20, 2017