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Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.
The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.
by Smitty March 29, 2005
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douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"
to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!
by Smitty June 4, 2003
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bangable

A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex
Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable
by Smitty November 8, 2003
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bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
by Smitty February 24, 2003
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ridonkulous

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.
Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!
by Smitty December 23, 2003
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HotCarl

something that is humiliating yet extremely funny.
or
something that is outrageous and yet benefits you in a hilarious manner.
"man... thats soooo HotCarl"
by Smitty October 19, 2004
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BMFH

man she has some BMFH!
by Smitty May 23, 2003
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