citiot

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot
by smitty April 28, 2004
mugGet the citiotmug.

mushroom helmet

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
by smitty December 20, 2002
mugGet the mushroom helmetmug.

shit hammered

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
by smitty September 17, 2003
mugGet the shit hammeredmug.

chatro'

contraction for Chatropolis.com

Chatropolis is a semi-free, XXX chat site that has some very depraved individuals and a wide collection of topical rooms to entertain them.

They're very old school with the scrolling Java text interface, scrolling conversations, incessant spam-bots, and 25 person per room limits. Some kind souls use these rooms to submit pornographic .jpgs and .gif for an impromptu slide show.
"I need mindbleach from talking to the perv's on Chatro'."

"Chatro' has rooms for most every perversion, except snuff."

"I wish that the newbies would learn to 'Privately Whisper' if they're going to send a one line come-on to every person in the room."
by Smitty May 23, 2008
mugGet the chatro'mug.

there/their

Homonyms which determine the I.Q. of the user.
There refers to a place.
Their is a possessive noun.

See also: you're/your
"There is a car" - Intelligent
"Their car is cool" - Intelligent
"There penis is small" - A fucktard.
"It's over their" - A fucktard.
by smitty October 20, 2003
mugGet the there/theirmug.

the hittler

While fucking a chick doggy style insert one finger into the asshole gently reach around and whipe just under the nose. Also known as the dirty sanchez.
I totaly gave your mom a phat ass hittler last night. She loved it.
by smitty September 17, 2003
mugGet the the hittlermug.

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.
The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.
by Smitty March 29, 2005
mugGet the Danger Chodemug.