Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Smitty

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

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Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

by Smitty February 24, 2003

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ridonkulous

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.

Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!

by Smitty December 23, 2003

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any who

means the same as "any how"
Use in conversation when switching topics abruptly

Now what was I talking about.... any who, you want pizza

by smitty December 20, 2002

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battletech

A game that was America's answer to the "giant mecha" craze in Japan. In it's original incarnation, it was a table top game played using painted pewter miniatures, dice, and pencil and paper. MechWarrior, originally, was the Role Playing Game in the same setting. The game and setting were produced by the FASA gaming company, which was later bought out by Microsoft so that they could license the setting for it's "MechWarrior" and "MechCommander" line of computer games. Microsoft promptly let the table top version die as they were unwilling to support anything that didn't involve a computer. The setting has since been licensed to WizKids Games who promptly turned it into a “Collectable/Tradable clicky figure” hobby game.

Battletech used to be fun, but this collectible bullshite is a sad ghost of it's former self.

by Smitty February 13, 2004

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Walleye

The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.

Paris Hilton

by smitty January 6, 2004

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