Smitty's definitions

monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 20, 2002

the hittler

While fucking a chick doggy style insert one finger into the asshole gently reach around and whipe just under the nose. Also known as the dirty sanchez.

I totaly gave your mom a phat ass hittler last night. She loved it.

by smitty September 17, 2003

bangable

A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex

Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable

by Smitty November 8, 2003

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003

fdfd

A mumble of letters uttered when one's mouth is full.

Bill: you got food in ur mouth
Tom : amfdiojd fdfd

by Smitty July 28, 2004

any who

means the same as "any how"
Use in conversation when switching topics abruptly

Now what was I talking about.... any who, you want pizza

by smitty December 20, 2002

Walleye

The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.

Paris Hilton

by smitty January 6, 2004