Smith dux Wurd's definitions

Nartholomew

A name no one should ever give to their child for the sake that Urban dictionary will try to right something about how nice they are to women, dick size, etc.

Also just a terrible name in general that thankfully hasn’t existed as of 2018.

Hey, have you met my son Nartholomew?

by Smith dux Wurd September 2, 2018

Blind

The disability of one where one can not see visual images happening in the real world.
It's really a good thing we have Braille, you know?

If you can read this, you're probably not blind.

by Smith dux Wurd July 13, 2017

libyammer

The whining tactic that liberals use to justify themselves even when they know they're wrong; typically endlessly or until the person they're arguing with leaves.

When Sean was asked to name one nice thing about Republicans, he started to spew loads of libyammer.

He then got word of the day.

by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Virginia Reel

When your wiener gets caught in the zipper of your pants, and there is a struggle to get it off(if you're a male). Don't look at me like it hasn't happened once before.

I saw Harvey the other day at work. Right before he sat down in his cubicle chair, he had the Virginia Reel going on down there.

by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017

merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!

by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017