Smith dux Wurd's definitions

Nartholomew

A name no one should ever give to their child for the sake that Urban dictionary will try to right something about how nice they are to women, dick size, etc.

Also just a terrible name in general that thankfully hasn’t existed as of 2018.

Hey, have you met my son Nartholomew?

by Smith dux Wurd September 2, 2018

last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.

Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.

by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017

me-thing

A person’s own habit that they tend to do apart from all or most of the other people around them.

Do other people cough into their shirts when they’re nervous, or is it more of a me-thing?

by Smith dux Wurd January 31, 2018

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.

My covid-19th is in July this year.

by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020

mine the cave

Have sex.

Greg got to mine the cave so many time last night he had almost no diggers to insert left.

by Smith dux Wurd August 19, 2017

Anunpublishist

One who doesn't take down the words they have from the past, just in case anyone(including the one who coined/re-coined said word) plans to see them.

Logical and reasoning person: Hey, dude! Great defs, bro!
Anunpublishist: Thanks!
Logical and reasoning person: Hmm... wait a minute... your definition of fidget spinner was unseen and got one dislike and nothing else. Maybe it's time to edit or unpublish th—
Now enraged anunpublishist: NO! That word is one of my FIRST! It's a RELIC, MAN! Leave it BE!

by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017

Donald Dictionary

Urban Dictionary’s complete list of Trump definitions, of which you can find individually.

I’m sick of this Donald Dictionary crap as the word of the day 5 days a week.

Can’t there be more original words, and people who let the news figure out the news?

by Smith dux Wurd May 24, 2018