Smith dux Wurd's definitions

last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.

Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.

by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017

Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill

The given name of a hill in Australia whose name means "Where the devil urinates Hill" in the local tribal language.

Australian tour guide: "And here we have the infamous Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill, which stands —"
Tourist: I'm sorry, sonny. Did you say "My mom's cucumber-rammed cunt junior?"

by Smith dux Wurd August 6, 2017

total solar eclipse

An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.

Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.

by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017

mine the cave

Have sex.

Greg got to mine the cave so many time last night he had almost no diggers to insert left.

by Smith dux Wurd August 19, 2017

Nartholomew

A name no one should ever give to their child for the sake that Urban dictionary will try to right something about how nice they are to women, dick size, etc.

Also just a terrible name in general that thankfully hasn’t existed as of 2018.

Hey, have you met my son Nartholomew?

by Smith dux Wurd September 2, 2018

Specifififuh

Uncommon misspelling of “specificity”.

She had a bunch of horses. Most of them were Arabian greys, in specifififuh.

by Smith dux Wurd September 14, 2018

Donald Dictionary

Urban Dictionary’s complete list of Trump definitions, of which you can find individually.

I’m sick of this Donald Dictionary crap as the word of the day 5 days a week.

Can’t there be more original words, and people who let the news figure out the news?

by Smith dux Wurd May 24, 2018