Smith dux Wurd's definitions

me-thing

A person’s own habit that they tend to do apart from all or most of the other people around them.

Do other people cough into their shirts when they’re nervous, or is it more of a me-thing?

by Smith dux Wurd January 31, 2018

Grubsawf

To have a bird poop on one man's head during an act of sex.

"Once I tried doing anal somewhere in NYC, when all of the sudden, some pigeon flew through our window and grubsawfed me right before it could fly away!"

by Smith dux Wurd May 12, 2017

idiopocalypse

The event where a crowd of dunces decide to start trends and other idiotic notions where over 50% of the rest of the world has heard about and hate said movement.

Fidget spinners caused an idiopocalypse.

by Smith dux Wurd May 8, 2018

Hebephile

One who is attracted to those typically between the ages of 11 and 14. Separate in some ways from a pedophile.

I thought that guy was a hebephile because of both his mustache and the oblivious magazine he held up TO his mustache.

by Smith dux Wurd January 30, 2018

Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill

The given name of a hill in Australia whose name means "Where the devil urinates Hill" in the local tribal language.

Australian tour guide: "And here we have the infamous Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill, which stands —"
Tourist: I'm sorry, sonny. Did you say "My mom's cucumber-rammed cunt junior?"

by Smith dux Wurd August 6, 2017

total solar eclipse

An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.

Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.

by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017

Trostan

A bastard.

“You’re a Trostan, Larry.”

by Smith dux Wurd May 24, 2018