Hoodfuck #1: I bet that punk's only on Urban Dictionary to check out another custom Trump word again!
Hoodfuck #2: Yeah! Or MAKING one!
Hoodfuck #3: Yo, dis guy's slangless!
Hoodfuck #2: Yeah! Or MAKING one!
Hoodfuck #3: Yo, dis guy's slangless!
by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017
1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
by Smith dux Wurd December 18, 2017
A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.
by Smith dux Wurd August 03, 2017
The female and Mexican counterpart of a shouldn't-be-that-famous US president that makes walls preventing Texan, Arizonan, New Mexican and Californian immigrants from going into Mexico, promising that she will somehow make Americans pay for it all.
Donalda Trampas probably exists, but also will almost surely not be a Mexican president any time soon, so don't worry.
by Smith dux Wurd August 01, 2017
by Smith dux Wurd August 19, 2017