Smith dux Wurd's definitions

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.

My covid-19th is in July this year.

by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020

Grubsawf

To have a bird poop on one man's head during an act of sex.

"Once I tried doing anal somewhere in NYC, when all of the sudden, some pigeon flew through our window and grubsawfed me right before it could fly away!"

by Smith dux Wurd May 12, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy that teens use either to be part of a trend(*cough!* fad!), to make themselves look cooler, or a chance to use something remotely close to a Beyblade they could never own as a child.

Carl: Hey, Drew! Guess what I bought!
Drew: Hmmm... McDonald's?
Carl: NeeeOPE! A fidget spinner!
Drew: ...Are... are we still friends?

by Smith dux Wurd June 5, 2017

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!

by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017

jab

To do the once popular "dance move"— the dab— while injuring someone else.

Chris: *jabs* Oh shoot! Honey, are you ok?

by Smith dux Wurd June 23, 2017