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total solar eclipse

An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.
Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017
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Trostan

You’re a Trostan, Larry.”
by Smith dux Wurd May 24, 2018
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idiopocalypse

The event where a crowd of dunces decide to start trends and other idiotic notions where over 50% of the rest of the world has heard about and hate said movement.
Fidget spinners caused an idiopocalypse.
by Smith dux Wurd May 8, 2018
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confusation

When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.
There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....
by Smith dux Wurd July 10, 2017
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jab

To do the once popular "dance move"— the dab— while injuring someone else.
Chris: *jabs* Oh shoot! Honey, are you ok?
by Smith dux Wurd June 23, 2017
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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Undefinable

Ummm...

Oh, right. Unable to define.
I made it seem like this word was undefinable, for a second there.
by Smith dux Wurd January 10, 2018
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