3 definitions by Smellynappybaby
A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.
Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
by Smellynappybaby March 24, 2014
A playful name for one's cock and balls, whereby, 'Steve' refers to the todger and 'the twins' are the attached danglies.
Man in bar: 'fancy coming back to my place, I'd like to introduce you to some of the family?'
Woman in bar: ' Who would that be?'
Man: 'Steve and the twins'
Woman: You mean your cock don't you?
Man: 'Erm, yes, guy's gotta try right?'
Woman in bar: ' Who would that be?'
Man: 'Steve and the twins'
Woman: You mean your cock don't you?
Man: 'Erm, yes, guy's gotta try right?'
by Smellynappybaby November 18, 2016
An awkbird is the current girlfriend of one of your sons that appears in intimate family photos but has a face like a smacked arse because she’s about to get the elbow.
Great wedding photos Dave, who’s that woman that looks someone’s called her fat?
Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!
Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!
by Smellynappybaby May 5, 2018