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by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 18, 2019
Get the Farterrhea mug.1:Instead of a shit fart, it’s a sneeze fart.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 22, 2019
Get the Snart mug.-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019
Get the Paint job mug.1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
Get the Ass crease mug.-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
Get the Ghost Turd mug.when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.
1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 30, 2019
Get the Asstershock mug.-That fart was blastious asf.
-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.
-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.
by Smash_the_Pumpkins January 29, 2020
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