Definitions by Smash_the_Pumpkins
Trugly
Trugly by Smash_the_Pumpkins April 22, 2020
aarf
-The sounds your dog makes when you accidentally step on his/her lil feets.
-The sound that makes you feel like you are an undeserving white man.
-The sound that makes you feel like you are an undeserving white man.
Ex: *walking to the kitchen and accidentally steps on dog*
Dog: “aarf!”
You: “IM SO SORRY” *cries a lil*
Dog: “aarf!”
You: “IM SO SORRY” *cries a lil*
aarf by Smash_the_Pumpkins January 31, 2020
Blastious
-That fart was blastious asf.
-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.
-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.
Blastious by Smash_the_Pumpkins January 29, 2020
Shart Loaf
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
Shart Loaf by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019
Asstershock
when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.
1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.
Asstershock by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 30, 2019
Ass crease
1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
Ass crease by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
Ghost Turd
-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
Ghost Turd by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019