Smart American Male's definitions

Miley Cyrus

1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...

God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...

by Smart American Male January 18, 2009

ton

a unit of weight for fat people

Why do you need a partner? You weigh like, more than 3 tons!

by Smart American Male May 3, 2006

Hollywood Undead

The codename for a weapon of mass destruction. Used by the military to play to terrorists until they kill themselves. Made up of 6 band members to make one of the biggest mind-numbing, time-wasting, money-draining, soul-sucking stupidities in the music industry. Up there with the likes of other posers such as the Jonas Brothers, teaching little kids how to grow up to be obnoxious white stoner trash with no futures trying to make a living in southern California with the attitudes they have. If they wouldn't be worried about "fags" who hate their music, then why the hell would they actually sing/rap/whine about it in their songs? They threaten to "kill" (AKA "tickle" in their lingo) any "motherfuckers" and "punks" for anyone who hates their music as they mention four times in EACH of their songs. You think that actually makes great music, you've been smoking reefer.

Normal behavior when listening to Hollywood Undead:

Clown wearing mask: "White babies with tattoos, we are drooling right on you
we are breaking everything, r-rowdy like a classroom"
Smart teenagers: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My poor little brain! NOOOOOOO! *grunts and struggles to click "pause"* Phew...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I'm calling my lawyer!

by Smart American Male November 22, 2009

Rock Lee

A character from Naruto, the popular Anime & Manga series. Known for having only the discipline of Taijutsu & the drunken fighting style. The first person to actually successfully attack Garra of the Desert. Lee is also able to shoot lasers from his eyebrows & the his abilities comes from his bowl cut. Lee is the most popular Naruto character for African Americans to cosplay as.

Guy: Rock Lee, haven't you had enough training already?
Lee: If I can't brush my hair 300 times, I am set to go for 500 nostril flares. 214, 215, 216, 217--

by Smart American Male October 28, 2006

meatwallet

A burly man who doesn't really know that he's cool.

Man 1: I suck.
Man 2: Meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?

by Smart American Male September 10, 2006

game under

1. A point in time where a game gets too brutal/stalemated/at full potentials/etc that it's to be played just out of the appropriate playing area

2. The opposite of "game over".

This game's far from over! It's game under!

by Smart American Male May 3, 2006

asterik

A justice server in the world of sports. Pretty much the greatest way to humiliate cheaters and thieves who have attempted to break records for nothing much in return.

Clear examples of the asterik:
16-0*
Barry Bonds 756 home run ball*
Marion Jones at the Sydney 2000 Olympics* (dq)

by Smart American Male June 3, 2008