1 definition by Slord

When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"

Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?

Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.

Friend 1 : Bummer.
by Slord January 10, 2010
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