SlopNChop's definitions

Creampie

When a great amount of semen is released in the pussy and runs out

Chad : Oh Michelle you brown hair is so soft & it makes me so hard!
Michelle : Keep caressing it Chad I think your about to cum!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Michelle : That's it baby Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh baby what A beautiful Creampie I should take a selfie with it and send it to Mark!
Michelle : Sounds good but only after you Creampie my asshole!
Chad : Ohh! A double Creampie in your sexy little body! Ahhhh! Holy Shit!
Michelle : Fuck it just give me a triple Creampie!
Chad : Wow good thing I can produce gallons of cum! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Cock

What a guy uses to pleasure both women and men

Mark : Wow why's a cuttie like you working at Big Lots?
Abbi : Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I do have a big cock!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I would love a Blowjob!
Abbi : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on in here?
Kiersten : Looks like Mark is getting a Blowjob!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock!
Chad : No honey you only suck Chad's Big Cock!
Abbi : Suck Chad's Big Cock?
Chad : Yes honey in my office!
Kiersten : So Mark you like Blowjob's?
Mark : Uh yeah what guy don't like A Blowjob! Hey what are you doin with my sock?
Kiersten : Oh nothing!
Mark : Oh Kiersten your so kinky I can't see anything!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Oh baby keep sucking Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Hey you don't have short hair!
Steve : Hey Mark you have a nice Big Cock! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!
Steve : Oh yes that's next now bend over!
Mark : HELP im being raped!

by SlopNChop November 6, 2018

Condom

A rubber glove for the dick so girls and guys can feel safe during intercoarse

Mark : Oh Kaylee you pussy is so soft Ahhh! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Will you quit rubbing it and fuck it already!
Mark : Gee you don't have to be such a bitch I am paying you!
Kaylee : Just put the damn Condom on and do your business!
Mark : Uh about that I don't have a Condom do you have one?
Kaylee : WHAT! Your the one with the dick Oh god just fuck me without one!
Mark : Ok ill be sure to pull out Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Oh Kaylee your pussy is so beautiful I love your hairy bush!
Kaylee : Yada! Yada! Yada! Just fuck and keep you mouth shut!
Mark : Here it cum's! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhh Oops!
Kaylee : Oops What The Fuck Did You Do?
Mark : Oh nothing we better get back to work!
Kaylee : You came in me that's gonna cost you another $100!
Mark : Uh about that I have no money right now sorry!
Kiersten : WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON IN HERE!
Mark : Oh nothing me and Kaylee was just looking for a mop!
Kaylee : No Mark offered to pay me $250 for a fuck he didn't have a Condom so he came in me now he owes me $350!
Kiersten : Well he has $500 and a Condom in his wallet!
Kaylee : Great ill take the $500 and he can keep the Condom!
Kiersten : Hey if you are ovulating I can get you a lot more let's go see my lawyer!
Kaylee : Awesome I would love to have his mustang and big fancy house!
Mark : GOD DAMN'T NOT AGAIN! WHY! WHY! WHY!
Steve : Oh Mark you shouldn't be such a Condom horder they are made to use not save! (wink)
Mark : SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUCKTARD! (GRRRRR)

by SlopNChop November 5, 2018

Minimum Wage

The least amount an employer can pay someone for there work

Staci : Thanks for taking me to Red Lobster Mark!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by SlopNChop November 5, 2018

Jacking Off

When a guy pulls on his penis vigorously and makes cum squirt out

Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 1, 2018

Naked

When there are no clothes on the human body

Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Kevin noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!

by SlopNChop October 31, 2018