SlopNChop's definitions

Lust

Not considered love all you wish is to have sex with someone your attracted to

Chad : Last night I boned Kiersten so hard with my large cock!
Jake : Yeah right asshole Kiersten was in my bed fucking me!
Chad : Oh but I fucked her in my dream just like I used to before she met you!
Jake : Dude if you don't stop this Lust for my girlfriend I'm gonna kick your ass!
Chad : I would love to sick my cock in your ass!
Jake : Dude you better run!

by SlopNChop May 30, 2017

Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis

As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!

by SlopNChop November 30, 2016

Fired

When a job becomes terminated due to work performance or company cuts

Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!

Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop January 18, 2019

Leggings

Skin tight pants that show off a girls curves and create boners.

Chad can usually be found in the supply room jacking off when Keirsten wears leggings to work.

by SlopNChop September 19, 2016

Fart

A smelly gas released from the anus caused by certain food that don't agree with the tummy

Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon?
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!

by SlopNChop August 19, 2017

Shit Kicker

A pair of flat sole leather boots wore mostly by hicks farmers and construction workers.

Kiersten : Last night was so amazing Jake came to my place and fucked the silly out of me while he was wearing his Shit Kickers!
Kaylee : Wow your so lucky!
Kiersten : I know he was still sweaty from work and he left mud all over my bed!
Kaylee : Wish my man wore Shit Kickers!
Kiersten : I would not fuck one without them!

by SlopNChop June 27, 2017

Yummy Girl

A young petite girl with soft breasts long silky hair toned body tanned skin and a round butterfly face.

Kiersten : Oh Chad I'm cold please cuddle me and rub me down!
Chad : Wow have you seen Jennifer the new Yummy Girl at work damn she is fine!
Kiersten : WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO FUCK HER AND GET IT OVER WITH!
Chad : OK!!!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Jennifer : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Damn your so yummy!
Kiersten: FUCK YOU BOTH!

by SlopNChop December 13, 2016