361 definitions by SlopNChop
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop November 15, 2017
Chad and Kiersten snuck into a walk in freezer at Walmart and made some Cumsicals!
On a cold January evening Chad lost his house key he couldn't wait till his wife got home cause his dick was super hard so him and Kiersten just made Cumsical's on the front porch till she got home!
On a cold January evening Chad lost his house key he couldn't wait till his wife got home cause his dick was super hard so him and Kiersten just made Cumsical's on the front porch till she got home!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!
by SlopNChop March 7, 2017
Chad and Kiersten were at the movies watching Sing until it got boring then she gave him a Public Blow!
Chad was shopping for power tools at Menards when he saw Kiersten in the garden supply's he approached her dropped his pant and received a Public Blow!
Chad was checking out smelly stuff at Bath & Body Works and ran into Jim they started talking sexy to each other and the next thing you know he was giving Jim a Public Blow!
Chad was shopping for power tools at Menards when he saw Kiersten in the garden supply's he approached her dropped his pant and received a Public Blow!
Chad was checking out smelly stuff at Bath & Body Works and ran into Jim they started talking sexy to each other and the next thing you know he was giving Jim a Public Blow!
by SlopNChop December 31, 2016
Kiersten : So babe what are we doing after work?
Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!
Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!
Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!
Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!
by SlopNChop January 3, 2017
An extra set of lips located between a females thighs where a guy can stick his penis and create pleasure!
Katie : Damn girl why are you so sore today?
Kiersten : Last night Chad gave me an amazing cockride & I think he stretched my Pussy Lips a little too much!
Katie : I know what your saying Chad does have a massive dick last week when I was giving him a blowjob it almost got stuck in my throat!
Kiersten : Wow lucky you didn't choke on his cum!
Katie : Yeah I guess I am blessed!
Kiersten : Last night Chad gave me an amazing cockride & I think he stretched my Pussy Lips a little too much!
Katie : I know what your saying Chad does have a massive dick last week when I was giving him a blowjob it almost got stuck in my throat!
Kiersten : Wow lucky you didn't choke on his cum!
Katie : Yeah I guess I am blessed!
by SlopNChop January 4, 2017
Chad caught Kiersten giving Craig Head in his office and demanded they each give him some or be fired!
by SlopNChop November 27, 2016