361 definitions by SlopNChop
Chad : Wow Kiersten seeing you in my wife's Lingerie makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you shower me in your Jerk Sauce and release some of that!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Yummy!!!!
Kiersten : Why don't you shower me in your Jerk Sauce and release some of that!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Yummy!!!!
by SlopNChop November 29, 2016
Kiersten : I'm going to take a bath all that sex we just had has made my body sore and I need to relax in a hot tub of water.
Chad : Ok ill take a nap!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : Damn't Chad you just had to have Tickle Time when I want to relax!
Chad : Oh La La!!!
Chad : Ok ill take a nap!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : Damn't Chad you just had to have Tickle Time when I want to relax!
Chad : Oh La La!!!
by SlopNChop December 29, 2016
Steve : Hey Kiersten how's it goin Boop!
Kiersten : Don't you ever Boop me again you son of a bitch!
Steve : Gee someone's in a bad mood today!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Boop!
Kaylee : Get lost creap!
Steve : Gee my Booping is not getting me any attention today!
Steve : Hey Chad Boop!
Chad : Oh Steve Mmmmm!
Steve : Oh Jesus Christ Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Boop!
Steve : Wow A smooch, dick in the ass, & A Boop!
Kiersten : Don't you ever Boop me again you son of a bitch!
Steve : Gee someone's in a bad mood today!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Boop!
Kaylee : Get lost creap!
Steve : Gee my Booping is not getting me any attention today!
Steve : Hey Chad Boop!
Chad : Oh Steve Mmmmm!
Steve : Oh Jesus Christ Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Boop!
Steve : Wow A smooch, dick in the ass, & A Boop!
by SlopNChop January 18, 2018
by SlopNChop April 25, 2016
When a guy lays between two girls and fucks them the girls are the bread and the guy is the meat and mayonnaise.
by SlopNChop November 19, 2016
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee wanna go on break?
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by SlopNChop May 5, 2018
Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2017