4 definitions by SlickySlick!
A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
by SlickySlick! April 18, 2018
/Adjective/
1. A sudden overwhelming rush of feelings of severe despondency and dejection that can start and end within one hour or even up to a week.
2. A temporary depression that can happen either abruptly or in relation to an unfortunate revelation/event.
* Could also be called: Glum
1. A sudden overwhelming rush of feelings of severe despondency and dejection that can start and end within one hour or even up to a week.
2. A temporary depression that can happen either abruptly or in relation to an unfortunate revelation/event.
* Could also be called: Glum
"I was told that Bryan was seeing someone, and out of nowhere, I was glumbugged about it. It's okay though, I ate him and his girlfriend's heart out right after. Anyway, whose concert were we going to?"
by SlickySlick! April 1, 2019
A funny guy of color who doesn't really know that he's funny. A Maleke is usually talkative, loyal, overly emotional, attractive, caring, a smart ass, a "fighter", a guy with a big heart, and easily manipulated. Malekes' try too hard and think too hard. They beat themselves up, but always bounce back! A Maleke does not follow trends, nor does he except little effort in others. Maleke's are known to be keepers and are associated with the misunderstood. If you find a Maleke, you'll probably hate him at first, but you'll always cherish him and be glad to have him! DO NOT LET HIM GO!
by SlickySlick! November 8, 2017
Betty: "You're a petty flirt."
Roe: "How?"
Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."
Roe: "How?"
Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."
by SlickySlick! April 18, 2018