1 definition by Sledgie
A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank
by Sledgie November 23, 2009