Slatte's definitions

Goth

Probably the most weirdass way to spend your youth.

At age 45, Tim realized he looked like a total moron with his satanic tattoos and excess supply of black makeup. Why did he become a goth? The world may never know

by Slatte October 18, 2008

digimon

A sad parody of Pokemon, although neither of them are good. In futile attempts to capture the minds of little kids, it's corrupt otherwise successful little munchkins, although the subject matter alone will make the person with an iq greater than that of a rock laugh. A bunch of violent chiapets that temporarily evolve into barry bonds and "My little Pony" at the same time when pissed. those who watch it need to get a life, lest ur under the age of 9 (give kids a break, come on. Obviously Chris Rock, etc. are better shows, but they're just little smurf pplz, nothing else to watch). Anywho, it is a show that should be avoided at all costs. Equivilent to day-time television soap operas.

Digimon should be avoided as if it were the ebola virus

by Slatte October 29, 2006

sandwich

A very random insult that will make everybody laugh at said insulted person for absolutely no apparent reason whatsoever. It it not know why this happens, and people are still trying to figure out why. It is mostly directed at random people or a person who is disagreeing with you. Does not work in chat unless you are under 12 or so.

Bob:I don't think so.
Joe:Come on, it should be fun!
Bob:I really don't think so. . .
Joe:Stop being a sandwich.
Bob:. . .
Joe:STOP!
Ted:hahaha
Tim:hahaha
Moe:hahaha
Joe:hahaha

~OR~

Bob:You sandwich! WTF
Random Person:Come again?
Bob:You heard me, stop being a sandwich damnit!!!
Random Person:I'm sorry, what is a sandwich?
Crowd:HAHAHAHA

Crowd leaves after a while and the random person has an odd story to tell for the rest of his life.

by Slatte September 17, 2006

Skadoosh

Originating from Kung Fu Panda, skadoosh is a phrase with similar meaning to the Terminator's "hasta la vista". Spoken right before the Wuxi Finger Hold is fully executed, thus, before a moment of much ass kicking.

(during Wuxi finger hold)

Victim: Nooooo

Badass: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*

by Slatte October 18, 2008

pickanosis

A chronic case of nose-picking.

We regret to inform you that your son has a severe case of pickanosis

by Slatte February 6, 2008

Wuxi Finger Hold

Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh

*pinch*

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*

by Slatte October 18, 2008

ass

1) Has the ability to make wind and break wind.
2) A convenient place for storing prized possesions if you are that fat.
3) A extremely stupid person.
4) A person that has the IQ of a potato.
5) A dangerous place when adventured into.
6) A noun usually found in jokes regarding planets.
7) The place of no return!

Ass:
1) Fire in the hole!
2) Up yours. . .no really.
3) George Bush
4) George Bush
5) Example of said places: Rosie, Larry the Cable Guy, etc.
6) . . . and it was blockin out the sun and everything!
7) No explanation nessecary

by Slatte October 29, 2006