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cologne

Perfume for "men"

Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.
Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!
by Slatte November 10, 2008
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nose burn

The sharp pain in one's ear when they've drank too much carbonated liquid. usually applies to those who can't stomach their CO2
*Bob downs a Pepsi*
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha
by Slatte December 10, 2006
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Goth

Probably the most weirdass way to spend your youth.
At age 45, Tim realized he looked like a total moron with his satanic tattoos and excess supply of black makeup. Why did he become a goth? The world may never know
by Slatte October 18, 2008
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idiot proof

An item that is so insanely easy that even people who's IQ's are surpassed by those of rocks can still understand how to use it.
If something is idiot proof; to make it it impossible to mess up or misuse.
Dude, did you hear they made an idiot proof knife?
Yeah, but it turns somebody made a better idiot, so there were a few injuries. . .
by Slatte December 8, 2006
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ass

1) Has the ability to make wind and break wind.
2) A convenient place for storing prized possesions if you are that fat.
3) A extremely stupid person.
4) A person that has the IQ of a potato.
5) A dangerous place when adventured into.
6) A noun usually found in jokes regarding planets.
7) The place of no return!
Ass:
1) Fire in the hole!
2) Up yours. . .no really.
3) George Bush
4) George Bush
5) Example of said places: Rosie, Larry the Cable Guy, etc.
6) . . . and it was blockin out the sun and everything!
7) No explanation nessecary
by Slatte October 29, 2006
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Wuxi Finger Hold

Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh
*pinch*

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*
by Slatte October 18, 2008
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Pennsylvania Avenue

1)The only street more crooked than Lombard Street.
2)The street on which the White House is stationed.
by Slatte December 10, 2006
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