Slatte's definitions

Skadoosh

Originating from Kung Fu Panda, skadoosh is a phrase with similar meaning to the Terminator's "hasta la vista". Spoken right before the Wuxi Finger Hold is fully executed, thus, before a moment of much ass kicking.

(during Wuxi finger hold)

Victim: Nooooo

Badass: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*

by Slatte October 18, 2008

pickanosis

A chronic case of nose-picking.

We regret to inform you that your son has a severe case of pickanosis

by Slatte February 6, 2008

chicken

What everything seems to taste like.

Chicken was probably in primordial soup.

by Slatte April 30, 2008

611

1) Misinterpretation of 411.
2) Phone repair line. Completely useless number to call because if your phone is broken you shouldn't be able to call any number and if you could you'd have no reason to call.

George: So what's the 611 on that?
Brenda: That's phone repair, d'you mean 411?
George: -___-

by Slatte September 20, 2006

pms

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

by Slatte February 4, 2008

portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.

Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?

by Slatte September 26, 2006

dough not

When you're going to say "don't" but then switch to "do not" halfway through, you end up say a mix of the two.

Jimmy: I dough not want pizza today.
Fred: What?

by Slatte October 15, 2010