Slatte's definitions

Expensive

Something that costs a lot of money.

That Lamborghini looks very expensive.

by Slatte October 18, 2008

roflmaonaise

roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.

larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl

by Slatte September 17, 2006

cologne

Perfume for "men"

Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.

Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!

by Slatte November 10, 2008

nose burn

The sharp pain in one's ear when they've drank too much carbonated liquid. usually applies to those who can't stomach their CO2

*Bob downs a Pepsi*
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha

by Slatte December 10, 2006

shweet

sweet as said by cartman from south park. Used to describe something that is utterly sweet, but because if it's high sweetness level, is accompanied by and extra h.

SHWEET, GUYS!

Dude, thish ish sho friggin' shweet! My retainer ish chocolate flavored!

by Slatte December 11, 2006

sandwich

A very random insult that will make everybody laugh at said insulted person for absolutely no apparent reason whatsoever. It it not know why this happens, and people are still trying to figure out why. It is mostly directed at random people or a person who is disagreeing with you. Does not work in chat unless you are under 12 or so.

Bob:I don't think so.
Joe:Come on, it should be fun!
Bob:I really don't think so. . .
Joe:Stop being a sandwich.
Bob:. . .
Joe:STOP!
Ted:hahaha
Tim:hahaha
Moe:hahaha
Joe:hahaha

~OR~

Bob:You sandwich! WTF
Random Person:Come again?
Bob:You heard me, stop being a sandwich damnit!!!
Random Person:I'm sorry, what is a sandwich?
Crowd:HAHAHAHA

Crowd leaves after a while and the random person has an odd story to tell for the rest of his life.

by Slatte September 17, 2006

digimon

A sad parody of Pokemon, although neither of them are good. In futile attempts to capture the minds of little kids, it's corrupt otherwise successful little munchkins, although the subject matter alone will make the person with an iq greater than that of a rock laugh. A bunch of violent chiapets that temporarily evolve into barry bonds and "My little Pony" at the same time when pissed. those who watch it need to get a life, lest ur under the age of 9 (give kids a break, come on. Obviously Chris Rock, etc. are better shows, but they're just little smurf pplz, nothing else to watch). Anywho, it is a show that should be avoided at all costs. Equivilent to day-time television soap operas.

Digimon should be avoided as if it were the ebola virus

by Slatte October 29, 2006