3 definitions by Slashy J. Izzbourne
The Chapman Stick (R), a 10 or more stringed instrument in the guitar family, played by tapping the strings against the frets with the fingers of both hands, instead of using one hand to pluck the string and the other to hold it against the fret. Only people, usually muthafucka's - second definition - with too much time on their hands learn how to play. See Stick.com.
What the hell is that sitar-lookin' contraption? That's no sitar, that's the Stick!!
What the hell kind of bass is that? That's no bass, that's the Stick!!
What the hell...(you get the picture)
What the hell kind of bass is that? That's no bass, that's the Stick!!
What the hell...(you get the picture)
by Slashy J. Izzbourne August 24, 2004
When a senior citizen, usually, loses control of their whip and crashes into, for instance, a bus stop, taking out 5 men, 3 women and 2 children, 10 people in all, hence the bowling reference. Upon further investigation, this is usually not the first time the driver has done this.
In today's news, Elmer Walter Jones, 89, bowled a strike with his Buick Century this afternoon at the local shopping mall.
by Slashy J. Izzbourne August 24, 2004
God of the bass. Known to hang out with Nasty Maggots. A Cabbage Night Orchestra staple. All tremble in his presence, not due to fear, but rather to the low-frequency rumbles from the 4-stringed instrument of Satin (not Satan, but Satin – dark overlord of the underworld of disturbing artwork). “Sinister Finister”…the uttering of his very name causes your car to stall, your guitar to detune or snare drum head to break. An evil, evil presence which must be stopped in our lifetime, before somebody pokes an eye out.
Man, I went to see the Nasty Maggots last night, and Sinister Finister was there, and after the show on the way home, we were talking about him, and my car stalled!
by Slashy J. Izzbourne October 30, 2004