Slammer's definitions

bombshell

(n)
1. A revelation that that registers upmost surprise due to its randomness and unbelievability.

2. Unexplained absence without due notice.

1. Me "How's this for a bombshell- I fucked that old battler last night after everyone lashed"

You "dooooooooooo bang!"

2. Me "you coming to work tomorrow"
You "nah, i might bomshell that shift in the morning"
Me "doooooooooo bang!"

by Slammer March 11, 2005

red terror

The greatest footballer currently playing the game: Justin Leppitsch of the brisbane lions- incidently, the greatest team of all time. The red terror is Domination personified.

That's another touch for the Red Terror!!

by Slammer May 10, 2004

battler

1. A person (esp. male) who struggles in any particular situation/field of expertise. Usually a dodgy, dirty cunt also.
2. An unsuccessful minger.

Fuck that Pip Edwards is a battler. He should be shot.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Minger

Someone who battles like a fat kid in P.E. Preferable, however, to a MUNTER, who is a hardcore fucked unit.

There are so many mingers here I think I might claw my eyes out with a spatlula.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

go rooney

1. To go crazy when dissappointed or pissed off. Derived from Wayne Rooney- the english soccer player renowned for losing his shit on the football pitch.

"hey- your brother borrowed your jacket"
"fuck -i'll go rooney on him when i see him next!"
OR
'if the bus doesn't come soon i'm gonna go rooney!'

by slammer April 22, 2006

Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

by Slammer September 1, 2003

rattler

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.

That fucking rattler battles. Get it the fuck outa my driveway before I shit myself.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003