Slammer's definitions

wooza

Your bloody penis.

"My wooza may be short, but the bastard is a real munter 'cos it has heaps of width"

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

bombshell

(n)
1. A revelation that that registers upmost surprise due to its randomness and unbelievability.

2. Unexplained absence without due notice.

1. Me "How's this for a bombshell- I fucked that old battler last night after everyone lashed"

You "dooooooooooo bang!"

2. Me "you coming to work tomorrow"
You "nah, i might bomshell that shift in the morning"
Me "doooooooooo bang!"

by Slammer March 11, 2005

penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

gukkums

An exclamation conveying disgust. Probably derived from 'goo' and/or 'gooey'.

You've got a squished rotten banana on your hands. Gukkums!

by slammer June 15, 2004

rattler

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.

That fucking rattler battles. Get it the fuck outa my driveway before I shit myself.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

red terror

The greatest footballer currently playing the game: Justin Leppitsch of the brisbane lions- incidently, the greatest team of all time. The red terror is Domination personified.

That's another touch for the Red Terror!!

by Slammer May 10, 2004

battler

1. A person (esp. male) who struggles in any particular situation/field of expertise. Usually a dodgy, dirty cunt also.
2. An unsuccessful minger.

Fuck that Pip Edwards is a battler. He should be shot.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003