Slagathor's definitions

tugjob

Manual stimulation of the penis wherein a distinct base to glans uni-directional motion is utilized with the intention of causing rapid ejaculation in an emotionally non-involved manner.

That crazy ho was giving tugjobs out back of the Taco Tico.

by Slagathor September 28, 2005

screaming great jessie

Australian slang, imported from Scotland, for a man who although straight behaves in a whiny, complaining and non-masculine manner.

What's wrong with you, you screaming great jessie? Get on that roof and clean out the gutters.

by Slagathor September 22, 2005

big girl's blouse

British slang term for a wimpy, emasculated and weak man. In particular, one who complains immoderately.

Ya big girl's blouse! Grow a pair why don't ya.

by Slagathor September 28, 2005

rapelationship

Noun. A business relationship characterized by one party boning the other--figuratively and financially that is--at every single opportunity. No actual sexual relationship is present.

Man, I'm in this awful rapelationship with Nick. He's completely screwing me over; what a dick!

by Slagathor September 23, 2005

preppy

Overprivileged, WASPY, racist, wealthy, snobbish and shallow teenagers and young adults from New England who kid themselves that their private schools award them A grades for being smart rather than for the ungodly tuition fees paid by their affluent and somewhat retarded parents. May be found on board their sunfish, practicing asinine fencing moves or getting repeatedly pinned in the wrestling ring. A fashion unconscious clique who believe that Lilly Pulitzer and Lacoste are anything other than laughable and lame, and who one day will slide on into their Range Rovers, replete with welly-bobs, ugly scarves and wax jackets to pick up their own over-privileged spawn from Exeter or Hopkins or a host of a million other "exclusive" private schools. Most preps, unless they hide at Dartmouth, are in for a shocking awakening at University, where they universally realize that they are actually quite stupid and life is quite hard.

Homies: Yo! Let's jack that preppy fuck.

Buffy: Tad, maybe driving to Hunt's Point was a bad idea...

by Slagathor October 1, 2005

party people

party people: collective noun for group of people. Sometimes used sarcastically to refer to people who under no circumstances would party, eg. drivers from MA.

Come on party people, learn to drive.

by Slagathor July 14, 2004

pigfucker

First used in the early 1970's as a all-purpose sobriquet for conservative politicians by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Recently, the meaning of 'pigfucker' has changed to exclude the actual politicians, focusing instead only on the ill-educated, ignorant or mentally-challenged supporters of explicitly neo-conservative politics. In contemporary usage, therefore, neither Schwartzenegger nor his supporters would be'pigfuckers', but any trailer-dwelling Anne Coulter spouting asshat would be.

Stupid warmongering pigfucker freeps don't understand that neo-con policy in Iraq will cost them any hope for a prosperous future.

by Slagathor January 24, 2005