Skott's definitions

Pontoon

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

by Skott October 17, 2004

clef pallet

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp

Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.

by Skott October 11, 2004

Universe

This word can not yet be deeply defined by anyone, that is the purpose of life.

You'll never be able to define Universe

by Skott October 15, 2004

Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum

That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.

by Skott September 21, 2004

catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

by Skott October 23, 2004

The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

by Skott September 21, 2004

culk

a universal word similar to fuck can be used in many situations.

Hey I just culked your dad.

Go blow a culk negro.

Want to toss my salad culk-boy?

by skott February 7, 2005