Skott's definitions

catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

by Skott October 23, 2004

culk

a universal word similar to fuck can be used in many situations.

Hey I just culked your dad.

Go blow a culk negro.

Want to toss my salad culk-boy?

by skott February 7, 2005

The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Pontoon

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

by Skott October 17, 2004

don't vote

Voting is the process of manipulating a mass amount of people into believing somethings thats untrue.

The government is aware of things us citizens are not, such as whats beyond our world and when the Earth's demise will occur. They're hiding this information to prevent freak outbreaks within. In order to find out the true science behind the way this world operates, we must avoid voting and cooperation at all costs. DON'T VOTE!!!

by Skott October 23, 2004

Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum

That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Life

To proceed to attempt to obtain and width-hold enough information to define the word "universe" as clearly and deeply as possible.

Mathematics and Scientific research is the key to having a successful life.

by Skott October 15, 2004