Skott's definitions

Steamy

an alternative approach to the word cool

I look reasonably steamy with this new over coat

by Skott September 17, 2004

The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.

That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!

by Skott September 21, 2004

Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum

That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.

by Skott September 21, 2004

The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.

No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Blue Lotus

1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.

2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.

Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Morning Glory

n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.

He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.

by Skott September 21, 2004