16 definitions by Sklooby
An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.
Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
by Sklooby September 17, 2008
1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
by Sklooby March 16, 2008
1. Must we move to Lewisham? It's so gribbly there.
2. "What?" asked Boris, amazed. "You want me to boff Ann Widdecombe? But she's so gribbly!"
2. "What?" asked Boris, amazed. "You want me to boff Ann Widdecombe? But she's so gribbly!"
by Sklooby March 16, 2008
1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer.
2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.
2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.
Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
Elwood: That's what she said!
Elwood: That's what she said!
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
A spiral shape, whether drawn, sculpted or occurring naturally; see also krimsoy.
Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.
Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
A spiral shape, often but not exclusively produced by swirling a spoonful of cream in tomato soup. Also spelled crimsoy.
by Sklooby March 16, 2008
by Sklooby March 18, 2008