Definitions by SirLeche

wiggstress 

a female wigger that is known for using ebonics.

girl: yo i rep the 910 wit my sexi bodi
dude: WIGGSTRESS ALERT!

wiggstress by SirLeche July 23, 2006

wwigger 

A "wwigger" is a wannabe wigger. A white guy who tries to wear "wigger" clothing.

Dude 1:Look at Michael.. he's wearing Shaq shoes.. what a wwigger
Dude 2: Yah.. when have you ever seen a black guy wear Shaq shoes.. besides Shaq himself.

wwigger by SirLeche September 2, 2005

assbeast 

A person who beasts ass. Typically, it is a male homosexual who enjoys inserting his member into the anus of another man.

Gay Dude: I wanna beast your ass.
Gay Dude 2: I'm ready for your assbeast style.

assbeast by SirLeche June 6, 2005

soccer 

The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.

American Football player - How did he get that fine girl?
Hot girl - He plays soccer. I love soccer players.
American Football player - Damn. My penis is small.
Soccer player - Ho Ho Ho.. I'm the man.

soccer by SirLeche May 3, 2005

Hells no

Hells no is worse then "Hell no." Hence the "s" after Hell.. which implies that that it is multiple Hells making it worse then only a single Hell.

Bro - Go to the Kenny Chesney concert with me
Me - Hells no. Kenny Chesney is a fag.

Hells no by SirLeche May 2, 2005

jobber 

A jobber is someone that is a no name loser. He never plays and when he does, he's only in to get playing time or to lose on purpose.

MLS is full of jobbers.

Cape Fear High school is full of jobbers

Goldberg only wrestled jobbers.

jobber by SirLeche April 29, 2005

shitload 

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.

Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

shitload by SirLeche April 28, 2005