SirJigglesAlot's definitions

Ralston

1. To be squirrelly;

2. Someone with the nickname Squirrel;

1. Calm down. Don't be so Ralston.
2. Where's Squirrel? I can't find Ralston anywhere.

by SirJigglesAlot January 26, 2010

Pascola

Pascola is a podunk town in the bootheel of Missouri. Both population signs are on the same stick. The dogs outnumber the people. Pascola is a pimple on the butt cheeks of America. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to travel through this town, don't blink... you'll miss it.

If you live in Pascola and are not into inbreeding, you are in the minority.

by SirJigglesAlot January 28, 2010

Lung Butter Laugh

The disturbingly nasty sound that comes from a smoker's lungs when they laugh hard. It often sounds like paper shredding or a pipe suddenly being unclogged. It is most commonly heard in smokers over the age of 40. A typical flem soaked smoker's cough usually follows.

Kelly: "Where did Aunt Debra go?"
Kim: "I think she went outside to smoke."
Kelly: "Why does she eat healthy and drink green tea while smoking two packs a day? She even has the lung butter laugh."

by SirJigglesAlot January 27, 2011

420 Moment

Slang term potheads use for getting high. Especially when they are really looking forward to it. It has become proper stoner etiquette to not just say they are about to take part in an illegal substance, but to use a term like this to try and make it sound nice and neat.

1. Rhonda wrote on her Twitter account: "After I finish this housework I'm going to have a 420 moment."

2. First Brain Cell: "Well, it looks like its down to just you and me."
Second Brain Cell: "Yeah, but if she has one more 420 moment... we're history!"

by SirJigglesAlot April 22, 2011

Roy D. Mercer

A prank phone call character created by two Tulsa, Oklahoma morning DJs. Roy's gimmick mostly consisted of getting his victims mad enough to fight by telling them a story about how they owe him money. After tormenting the person, he would let them off the hook. They have at least a dozen CDs available. Then caller ID and star 69 ruined the fun for all of us.

My name is Roy D. Mercer. You sold my wife Sharon Jean a pager that blew up right on her butt. I'm coming down to get $300 from you today for medical billls and a new pager or I'm whoopin' your ass. How big a boy are ya?

by SirJigglesAlot June 6, 2011

Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

Nowoodian

A peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master's wife. How could they? They had no winkies. Urination was at best a dribble. The downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. On a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.

The master always let Chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that Chipper was a Nowoodian. Poor guy.

by SirJigglesAlot March 8, 2011