the love handler

A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.

I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.

by SirBlondie December 23, 2008

three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.

Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

linucks

A greeting between linux users. Linux + Knucks = Linucks

Sys Admin 1: "Dude, just installed the latest debian distro."
Sys Admin 2: "NICE MAN, LINUCKS."

by SirBlondie January 24, 2009

premejac

shorthand for premature ejaculation

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.

Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.

by Sirblondie June 21, 2009

uncoherent

Used to describe something so incoherent that you forgot how to spell incoherent correctly.

Peekay: if i tell you falsehoods long enough
Peekay: the truth will fade into a haze
Peekay: 1984
Ethane: no
Ethane: you are not that powerful
Ethane: that requires super gayin level 4
Ethane: and though most people think you're well beyond that
Ethane: I know you're only super gayin level 2
Peekay: i don't even
Peekay: that was so uncoherent

by SirBlondie December 24, 2008

Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.

Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?

by SirBlondie October 24, 2011