4 definitions by Sir Rutherford
Buzz word used by today's large American employers in years 2009+, where jobs and industry are being offshored or moved overseas.
Basically this is an early warning to employees, and it stands for
Gonna Lay Off Buttloads And Lie
Make preparations in advance after hearing this word! There will soon be alot less people working at the company, and likely one of them is YOU.
Basically this is an early warning to employees, and it stands for
Gonna Lay Off Buttloads And Lie
Make preparations in advance after hearing this word! There will soon be alot less people working at the company, and likely one of them is YOU.
Manager: "ComTech is moving toward becoming a GLOBAL corporation."
Manager: "We have started a new GLOBAL hiring initiative."
Manager: "We have started a new GLOBAL hiring initiative."
by Sir Rutherford January 28, 2011
Don't you cross my boo snickers, child. She'll bite your hand off!
If muh boo snickers don't like you... I don't either. Get Out!
Just me and my boo snickers tonight
If muh boo snickers don't like you... I don't either. Get Out!
Just me and my boo snickers tonight
by Sir Rutherford August 16, 2020
Someone who ignores or excludes you giving no understandable reason. The person may then refuse to communicate endlessly- causing you discomfort, unhappiness, or just plain annoyance.
Note this word has power-ups:
'CLUELESS ignoreamus': Someone without morals, who ignores you based on some aspect of yourself over which you clearly have no control (such as race, gender, occupation, or preassumptions)
'PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ignoreamus': Level II label for someone who knows their actions are disturbing you, and intentionally continues.
'COMPLETE ignoreamus': This is the highest form, and reserved for someone you have made repeated efforts to bridge, even apologies and are still deliberately ignored. It may include several of the above, including cluelessness, bigotry or passive aggression.
Note this word has power-ups:
'CLUELESS ignoreamus': Someone without morals, who ignores you based on some aspect of yourself over which you clearly have no control (such as race, gender, occupation, or preassumptions)
'PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ignoreamus': Level II label for someone who knows their actions are disturbing you, and intentionally continues.
'COMPLETE ignoreamus': This is the highest form, and reserved for someone you have made repeated efforts to bridge, even apologies and are still deliberately ignored. It may include several of the above, including cluelessness, bigotry or passive aggression.
A complete ignoreamus!
by Sir Rutherford August 16, 2020
When reality turns out to be night and day from a reasonable and logical guess of the
evidence.
The phrase refers the skull of a hippo, which to someone who had never seen the live animal, would
likely assumed it to look like Picture 1, and nowhere near the real animal (see link)
oi66.tinypic.com SLASH bitj45.jpg
evidence.
The phrase refers the skull of a hippo, which to someone who had never seen the live animal, would
likely assumed it to look like Picture 1, and nowhere near the real animal (see link)
oi66.tinypic.com SLASH bitj45.jpg
Surely it looks impossible that there could be life on Mars. But there may be a hippo paradox!
You may think there's no reason to look further. But don't fall for the hippo paradox.
We all were sure the job would be easy, but it turned out a real hippo paradox.
You may think there's no reason to look further. But don't fall for the hippo paradox.
We all were sure the job would be easy, but it turned out a real hippo paradox.
by Sir Rutherford August 19, 2016