2 definitions by Simp42069
Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!
by Simp42069 June 12, 2019
The day that the guys with the most gigantic dicks are born on. Their schlong is so long it’s like a 3rd leg.
by Simp42069 February 21, 2021