Silence's definitions
A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.
by Silence March 28, 2003
Get the ballistic masturbationmug. by Silence March 31, 2003
Get the poopdickmug. by Silence March 26, 2003
Get the cockstipatedmug. Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.
You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!
by Silence March 28, 2003
Get the dick smugglermug. The Narrator's weapon of choice.
If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
by Silence November 9, 2003
Get the armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weaponmug. by Silence March 26, 2003
Get the fist-fuck your facemug. A word, phrase, or philosophy taken either directly or indirectly from the teachings of our leader, Tyler Durden.
by Silence November 9, 2003
Get the durdenismmug.