Silence's definitions

durdenism

A word, phrase, or philosophy taken either directly or indirectly from the teachings of our leader, Tyler Durden.

"You are not your fucking khakis."

by Silence November 9, 2003

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

by Silence November 9, 2003

el padrino

Pablo Escobar. El Mahico. Mr. Cocaine.

El Padrino was once the seventh richest man in the world, all because of coke.

by Silence January 6, 2005

Jubilator

The master of all Jub-like creatures; One who jubs; one who hates definitions that uses the main root of the word its defining in the definition.

The jubilator was the pimp of all the mini-jubs.

by Silence February 2, 2005

matrix

Helping Verb.
Usually combined with "go" in the present tense or "went" in the past tense to describe an unbelieveably cool or Matrix-style action. Sometimes involves quick reflexes (usually in dodging or blocking things), or violence.

"I went totally Matrix on that kid who tried to steal my cotton candy."
"Dude, stop fucking around or I'll go Matrix on you."
"That was so Matrix when you dodged that hot dog."

by Silence February 28, 2004

columbine

An admittedly very tragic event that happened THREE YEARS AGO.
It is time for the country to move on and stop letting fear run the lives of its people. If we allow fear to control what we do or how we act, then those two assholes won.

I can't wear a jacket into class when I'm cold because everyone is still hung up about Columbine.

by Silence January 27, 2004

dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

by Silence March 26, 2003