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by Sid Barrett August 27, 2007
Get the Tu madre mug.#1: A song by Don McLean. It's a vague history of Rock starting with the death of Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and some other person I can't remember right now and ending with the introduction of the Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger is known as Satan in the song, "...And Satan on the sideline in a cast" refers to an injury Mick had). It is believed that the name of the song came from the airplane that crashed but in reality the plane could only be identified by it's aircraft pin number, it had no name and never was named. The title of the song is therefore truely unknown.
#2: A movie about teenagers who want to loose their virginity. It is a very quotable movie, for example "I did my fair share of... masturbating in my days, I used to call it stroking the salami. You know your Uncle Herman used to pet the one-eyed snake five, six times a day." Even the weird guy gets laid in the end but he does it with someone's mom, hence the playing of Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson" as the scene cuts out to the next person.
#2: A movie about teenagers who want to loose their virginity. It is a very quotable movie, for example "I did my fair share of... masturbating in my days, I used to call it stroking the salami. You know your Uncle Herman used to pet the one-eyed snake five, six times a day." Even the weird guy gets laid in the end but he does it with someone's mom, hence the playing of Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson" as the scene cuts out to the next person.
1. American Pie is as easy to sing as pie.
2. We should pull an American Pie one of these days and see who's the last person left out of the bed.
2. We should pull an American Pie one of these days and see who's the last person left out of the bed.
by Sid Barrett August 3, 2007
Get the american pie mug.1. An American football team from Foxboro, MA. They have been called a "football dynasty"... up until Super Bowl XLII.
2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.
2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.
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The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.
2.
Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!
The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.
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Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!
by Sid Barrett February 6, 2008
Get the Patriots mug.A river bitch is a poker term to describe a player who folds, or gives up their hand, on the river or the last card shown for the community cards in Texas Hold 'Em. Normally if they are the first to act they will check and will have a hand where they didn't know if they wanted to stay in or give up their hand.
Poker players are likely to be river bitches if they are very conservative players and don't bet much at a given time. River bitches in some cases will want to avoid showing their cards after the betting round after the river if they think their opponent(s) has a better hand.
Poker players are likely to be river bitches if they are very conservative players and don't bet much at a given time. River bitches in some cases will want to avoid showing their cards after the betting round after the river if they think their opponent(s) has a better hand.
by Sid Barrett August 6, 2007
Get the river bitch mug.Examples of Kingdom Hearts 2 parodies:
"I can fly-y-y-y (chorus in background) ((as Xemnas opens the Final Door))" -lol, Kingdom Hearts (YouTube)
"((Struggle battles clips with fat guy, Axel and some other guy)) -My name is Thurgood
-Hi, Thurgood!
-Hi, I'm here today because I'm addicted, to marijuana.
-*aww*
-You in here, said marijuana?? Marijuana, man this some bullshit!
-Marijuana is not a drug, I used to suck dick for coke.
-I' seen 'em!
-Now that's an addiction man! You ever suck some dick for marijuana?? ((Axel brandishes his spinny things whatever the hell they are))
-Uh...
-Mmm, no. I can't say I have.
-I didn't think so." -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF
"((Shakira's 'Hips Don't Lie' plays synchornized with Ursula clips))" -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF: The Sequel
"(('I Like to Move It' plays synchornized with various Axel and Saïx clips))" -kingdom hearts on crack 12 parody ~The Classics~
"I can fly-y-y-y (chorus in background) ((as Xemnas opens the Final Door))" -lol, Kingdom Hearts (YouTube)
"((Struggle battles clips with fat guy, Axel and some other guy)) -My name is Thurgood
-Hi, Thurgood!
-Hi, I'm here today because I'm addicted, to marijuana.
-*aww*
-You in here, said marijuana?? Marijuana, man this some bullshit!
-Marijuana is not a drug, I used to suck dick for coke.
-I' seen 'em!
-Now that's an addiction man! You ever suck some dick for marijuana?? ((Axel brandishes his spinny things whatever the hell they are))
-Uh...
-Mmm, no. I can't say I have.
-I didn't think so." -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF
"((Shakira's 'Hips Don't Lie' plays synchornized with Ursula clips))" -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF: The Sequel
"(('I Like to Move It' plays synchornized with various Axel and Saïx clips))" -kingdom hearts on crack 12 parody ~The Classics~
by Sid Barrett July 23, 2007
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Get the Underboard mug.You know you go to UConn if...
1. You live in Storrs CT at all
2. You walk miles to get to football games
3. You can fill all the spots in a 10-person drinking waterfall and still go to 8 AM classes the next morning
4. You hate Northeastern University for taking the husky as their official mascot first
5. A tent is your dorm room during basketball season
1. You live in Storrs CT at all
2. You walk miles to get to football games
3. You can fill all the spots in a 10-person drinking waterfall and still go to 8 AM classes the next morning
4. You hate Northeastern University for taking the husky as their official mascot first
5. A tent is your dorm room during basketball season
by Sid Barrett February 22, 2008
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