Shuaman's definitions

Runnings

British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.

Wanna come down the pub?

Nah, got runnings to do.

by Shuaman November 2, 2018

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

by Shuaman June 9, 2021

pre-fire

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.

I think I got pre-fired today.

Why?

They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.

by Shuaman September 24, 2018

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Choppy

Anywhere there's going to be lots of cocaine. British.

Going to D's party tonight, it's going to be well choppy?

by Shuaman June 18, 2019