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Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.
You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.
by Shuaman April 15, 2023
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pre-fire

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.
I think I got pre-fired today.

Why?

They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.
by Shuaman September 24, 2018
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Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman October 18, 2020
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coke casualty

Someone who has indulged in the white stuff a little too heavily over the years and it's beginning to show.
Your friend Trev is weird.

He's cool but a bit of a coke casualty.

Yeah, his speech is all screwed up.
by Shuaman November 4, 2016
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Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.
That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.
by Shuaman July 31, 2019
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Father Wristmas

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.
by Shuaman December 30, 2021
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Squitti Politti

A bad case of the runs. British.
You going to the loo again?
Had a dodgy steak and kidney last night, I'm squitti politti today!
by Shuaman December 18, 2019
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