Shuaman's definitions

Botshit crazy

People who believe in mad conspiracy theories promoted on the internet by bots.

Your friend Billy has some strange ideas.

Yeah, he's botshit crazy.

by Shuaman July 7, 2020

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

slackerdaisical

A feeling of extreme sloth or indolence.

C'mon, bro, let's go out and do something.

Nah, dude, I'm feeling slackerdaisical, think I'm just gonna bomb out and watch toons.

by Shuaman May 7, 2018

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

Gunned

To be compromised by something posted on social media a la James Gunn, former director of Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.

Don't post that pic, bro, you'll get me gunned at school, yo!

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018