Shuaman's definitions

Blooter hole

Ass, anus, shitbox.

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!

by Shuaman March 12, 2022

Ass harp

Suck the asshole, stretch the dick and twang them balls, you be playing the ass harp, yo!

What's the matter?

I'm a little tender, Amy was playing the ass harp again last night!

by Shuaman December 31, 2020

Schnarfty

Clever and sneaky.

How did you get here so fast?

Pulled a schnarfty one and got my work to pay for a cab.

by Shuaman November 5, 2018

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Plopdrop

Taking a revenge shit on your friend's couch or carpet and blaming it on their unruly dog.

Fucking Trev's Pit bull is a nightmare.

Did you plopdrop?
You knows it! Nothing quite as sweet as watching your mate handle your warm turds.

by Shuaman May 12, 2020

bunt

To have a fling or non-serious affair.

I'm not ready to date, I just broke up with Julie.

You need to bunt, dude, get back in the game.

by Shuaman October 3, 2018

Tack shack

A house or shop full of tacky shit.

Since Tracy moved in, she's turned my place into a tack shack.

All those porcelain figurines are grim, dude.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 9, 2019