Shuaman's definitions

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019

Squitti Politti

A bad case of the runs. British.

You going to the loo again?
Had a dodgy steak and kidney last night, I'm squitti politti today!

by Shuaman December 18, 2019

Doggers

Short for 'dog breath,' an affectionate insult. British.

All right, doggers, wanna come to a party tonight?

by Shuaman October 22, 2018

Party Pipe

The asshole.

How was that girl last night, yo?

Sweet, took it up the party pipe and everything.

by Shuaman October 4, 2018

double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

by Shuaman November 26, 2017

Plopdrop

Taking a revenge shit on your friend's couch or carpet and blaming it on their unruly dog.

Fucking Trev's Pit bull is a nightmare.

Did you plopdrop?
You knows it! Nothing quite as sweet as watching your mate handle your warm turds.

by Shuaman May 12, 2020

bunt

To have a fling or non-serious affair.

I'm not ready to date, I just broke up with Julie.

You need to bunt, dude, get back in the game.

by Shuaman October 3, 2018