Shuaman's definitions

Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 1, 2012

Down with the brown

When you're into all things faecal.

You're into rimming?

Wolfbagging, icedocking, hotloafing, I do it all, I'm down with the brown, yo!

by Shuaman April 22, 2021

Gazelda

A sporty or long legged girl.

Wow, your girl is fast, huh?

Yeah, she's a bit of a gazelda.

by Shuaman May 29, 2019

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Cryborg

Someone who can't stop crying.

How's Jodie doing since her boyfriend dumped her?

Oh she's a total cryborg right now.

by Shuaman June 29, 2021

fuzzy and scuzzy

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Big yard stare

A look so hard it wards off potential rapists and gang attacks in the big yard in prison.

Guy got a bit leary so I gave him the big yard stare and he backed off.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020