Shuaman's definitions

vagina vaykay

Sex tourism.

I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?

by Shuaman October 5, 2018

coke casualty

Someone who has indulged in the white stuff a little too heavily over the years and it's beginning to show.

Your friend Trev is weird.

He's cool but a bit of a coke casualty.

Yeah, his speech is all screwed up.

by Shuaman November 4, 2016

Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

Doggers

Short for 'dog breath,' an affectionate insult. British.

All right, doggers, wanna come to a party tonight?

by Shuaman October 22, 2018

ubuser

n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.

What's the matter, babe?

Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020

Gunned

To be compromised by something posted on social media a la James Gunn, former director of Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.

Don't post that pic, bro, you'll get me gunned at school, yo!

by Shuaman October 15, 2018