voted for trump

Buyer's remorse. An expression of intense regret.

Wow, that girl you hooked up with last night was fugly, dude.

I know, I voted for trump on that one.

by Shuaman May 20, 2017

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

by Shuaman June 09, 2021

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

froggy gone a courtin'

A guy with no neck, usually a frat boy type.

What about Jason?

He's a little froggy gone a courtin' for my taste.

by Shuaman October 29, 2018

Housekeeping

Sex with the missus

Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!

by Shuaman December 31, 2016

ubuser

n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.

What's the matter, babe?

Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021