Shuaman's definitions

Squitti Politti

A bad case of the runs. British.

You going to the loo again?
Had a dodgy steak and kidney last night, I'm squitti politti today!

by Shuaman December 18, 2019

Bitchmas

Spending Christmas with horrible relatives.

What you doing for Christmas?

Going to my mom's, Uncle Doug is coming so it's going to be a real bitchmas.

by Shuaman December 24, 2019

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Gazelda

A sporty or long legged girl.

Wow, your girl is fast, huh?

Yeah, she's a bit of a gazelda.

by Shuaman May 29, 2019

Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.

How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.

by Shuaman June 16, 2019

J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

Choppy

Anywhere there's going to be lots of cocaine. British.

Going to D's party tonight, it's going to be well choppy?

by Shuaman June 18, 2019