Shuaman's definitions

voted for trump

Buyer's remorse. An expression of intense regret.

Wow, that girl you hooked up with last night was fugly, dude.

I know, I voted for trump on that one.

by Shuaman May 20, 2017

froggy gone a courtin'

A guy with no neck, usually a frat boy type.

What about Jason?

He's a little froggy gone a courtin' for my taste.

by Shuaman October 29, 2018

Raincoat

Something sleazy or sordid.

God, I haven't had sex in a year.

Go see a pro.

Nah, too raincoat.

by Shuaman July 16, 2019

bothering

British expression for dating.

Saw Mark and Lisa down the boozer.

Oh, are they bothering?

Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.

by Shuaman October 3, 2018

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Runnings

British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.

Wanna come down the pub?

Nah, got runnings to do.

by Shuaman November 2, 2018

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023