Shuaman's definitions

Blooter hole

Ass, anus, shitbox.

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!

by Shuaman March 12, 2022

What's the go?

What's up? What's happening?

What's the go? Are you coming here or are we meeting there?

by Shuaman September 26, 2019

Ass harp

Suck the asshole, stretch the dick and twang them balls, you be playing the ass harp, yo!

What's the matter?

I'm a little tender, Amy was playing the ass harp again last night!

by Shuaman December 31, 2020

Schnarfty

Clever and sneaky.

How did you get here so fast?

Pulled a schnarfty one and got my work to pay for a cab.

by Shuaman November 5, 2018

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020

slackerdaisical

A feeling of extreme sloth or indolence.

C'mon, bro, let's go out and do something.

Nah, dude, I'm feeling slackerdaisical, think I'm just gonna bomb out and watch toons.

by Shuaman May 7, 2018