Shuaman's definitions

x

To commit murder. Short for execute.

G be skimming.

Then x that mu'afucka, yo.

by Shuaman September 13, 2018

Up to the elbow

The act of inserting the fist and arm in vagina or rectum all the way up to the elbow.

You seeing Ginny again tonight?

Hellz yeah, bitch is going to take it up to the elbow, yo!

by Shuaman April 13, 2021

Vogueing

People who constantly check themselves out in the mirror.

How was your date last night?

Awful, dude kept vogueing all night.

by Shuaman November 16, 2018

ubuser

n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.

What's the matter, babe?

Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019