Shuaman's definitions

Doxy Curl

A single ringlet of hair by the ear which look likes the payot of an Orthodox Jew.

Nice hair do, girl, and you got the doxy curl and everything.

by Shuaman August 22, 2016

Sir Noncealot

An elision of 'nonce' and Sir Lancelot, a Sir Noncealot is a prize pillock or douchebag.

So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?

by Shuaman June 1, 2020

Foodie call

A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.

I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Knob dial

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

by Shuaman November 17, 2018

Yetified

Wild and overgrown.

Damn, boy, your plants have really grown like crazy, shit be yetified.

by Shuaman July 27, 2019

Fruiting

To take a crap.

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.

by Shuaman March 27, 2021

Trench warfare

When a girl stops shaving her pussy in order to punish her man.

Tina's engaging in a little trench warfare because I wouldn't take her to Burning Man. It's like chewbacca moved into her pants.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019