Shuaman's definitions

la naranja franco

The orange Franco ie the old snatch grabbing Cheeto head himself, our prez, Donald J. Trump

He's tweeting again.

Quien?

La naranja Franco! Who else?

by Shuaman January 30, 2017

Drop and go

Dropping a vicious fart and then departing the scene so someone else is blamed.

Dude, that stinks.

Wasn't me.

I saw you sneak off into the kitchen, that was a classic drop and go!

by Shuaman November 19, 2020

previous

British term for having a criminal record.

That bloke, Bill, looks like a hard bastard. He got any previous?

Plenty, armed robbery for starters.

by Shuaman October 13, 2018

Aleppo Moment

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

by Shuaman September 30, 2016

toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019