145 definitions by Shuaman

Hymnbo

Chad's cute.

He's total hymnbo. Won't even fuck 'cos he don't believe in sex before marriage.

by Shuaman August 22, 2020

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman January 11, 2016

Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.

by Shuaman December 14, 2016

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.

by Shuaman May 2, 2021

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

by Shuaman September 29, 2016

A guy with no neck, usually a frat boy type.

What about Jason?

He's a little froggy gone a courtin' for my taste.

by Shuaman October 29, 2018