Shuaman's definitions

My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.

Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

serial material

A creepy weirdo with the potential to become the next Ted Bundy.

Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.

Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.

by Shuaman November 16, 2017

Baking a loaf

The need to take a shit.

C'mon, let's go.

Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.

by Shuaman February 1, 2021

Fly walk

The hard end of the cut loaf of bread that the flies have walked all over.

Cut off the fly walk would you, babe, I hate making sarnies out of that

by Shuaman November 19, 2018