Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

serial material

A creepy weirdo with the potential to become the next Ted Bundy.

Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.

Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.

by Shuaman November 16, 2017

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Vaby

Virtual baby. A girl you sext or cam fuck online but have never actually met in person.

Hey vaby girl, where u bin, daddy lonely?

Here daddy, your vaby's wet and whorny. Your cc detes the same?

by Shuaman October 14, 2018

Hong Kong Fluey

A racist term for Covid-19.

Oh damn, homes, you sound awful.

Yeah, Hong Kong fluey be kicking my ass.

by Shuaman March 19, 2020