Whacktress

Nutjob actress.

How was your date with the whacktress?
Awful, we just ran lines all night.

by Shuaman November 09, 2018

trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

by Shuaman September 06, 2018

Housekeeping

Sex with the missus

Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!

by Shuaman December 28, 2016

x

To commit murder. Short for execute.

G be skimming.

Then x that mu'afucka, yo.

by Shuaman September 14, 2018

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016