145 definitions by Shuaman

Bitchmas

Spending Christmas with horrible relatives.

What you doing for Christmas?

Going to my mom's, Uncle Doug is coming so it's going to be a real bitchmas.

by Shuaman December 24, 2019

Knob dial

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

by Shuaman November 17, 2018

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 8, 2018

Ass harp

Suck the asshole, stretch the dick and twang them balls, you be playing the ass harp, yo!

What's the matter?

I'm a little tender, Amy was playing the ass harp again last night!

by Shuaman December 31, 2021

Thot housing

To rip out a wet one and waft it in your girlfriend's face.

Joel farted right in my face today.

Oh girl, once they start thot housing you, it's over.

by Shuaman November 3, 2018