Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Shuaman

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Who's the stick piece?

Dunno, won her in a card game.

by Shuaman March 16, 2021

How was your date with the whacktress?
Awful, we just ran lines all night.

by Shuaman November 9, 2018

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

A creepy weirdo with the potential to become the next Ted Bundy.

Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.

Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.

by Shuaman November 16, 2017