145 definitions by Shuaman

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Vaby

Virtual baby. A girl you sext or cam fuck online but have never actually met in person.

Hey vaby girl, where u bin, daddy lonely?

Here daddy, your vaby's wet and whorny. Your cc detes the same?

by Shuaman October 14, 2018

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Up to the elbow

The act of inserting the fist and arm in vagina or rectum all the way up to the elbow.

You seeing Ginny again tonight?

Hellz yeah, bitch is going to take it up to the elbow, yo!

by Shuaman April 14, 2021

pre-fire

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.

I think I got pre-fired today.

Why?

They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.

by Shuaman September 25, 2018

Stick piece

A bimbo or floozy.

Who's the stick piece?

Dunno, won her in a card game.

by Shuaman March 16, 2021

Head of head

Someone who receives promotion beyond their talents because they're doing the boss.

I see Julie was made Head of Development.

Head of head more like.

by Shuaman July 1, 2019