Teacher

A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.
Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!
by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014
mugGet the Teachermug.

Butt

Boobs, but under your spine.
by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014
mugGet the Buttmug.