22 definitions by ShoesRBad

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

Head

The top most segment of the body of a human, also found in other mammals. This stores the brain and eyes and the face in general. Note: this is also the end of a penis, this also stores all thinking capacity for men.

Hey just take your head out of your pants Jim. No not that one! Damnit!

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

Becca-boo

A person who I don't know, HI!!!

Hi Becca-boo, my name is ShoesRBad, how are you?

by ShoesRBad March 22, 2003

supa

A word that is best used constantly. Supa. Note that the word is a bitched version of super, another great word. However this word is not sufficient in some cases, for those extremely good times, use stellar.

Man that is a supa car.

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

tokyo x

A type of pork that combines three different species all crossbread into one. It's meant to be really super stellar.

Damn that Iron Chef where they used Tokyo X looked soo good, I'm hungry.

by ShoesRBad April 7, 2003

tomater

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"

After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"

by ShoesRBad April 16, 2003

Maginot Line

A highly ineffective line of artillery built in northern france. This defense would have been effective in WWII however, it was not like WWI so the Germans just went around.

You dumbass, you are terrible at constructing, that is worse than the Maginot line.

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003