Sherpent's definitions

Knife

1. A sharp object used to perform many tasks such as cutting one's wrists, performing a castration on your bitchy old neighbors, and shanking.

Tom shanked Bill with my knife, Bill castrated Mike with Tom's knife, and Mike slit his wrists via Mike's knife.

by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Triforce

The magical combination of weed, pizza, and beer.

We gave Jeffey a triforce last nite.

by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Peroxide

What drunks fill their old vodka bottles with to teach kids not to steal

Nick took a sip of his dads vodka and got sick off the peroxide

by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Flabbergaster

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change

The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.

by Sherpent February 25, 2009