Sheldon's definitions

Wikedy Wiener

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

by Sheldon March 26, 2005

Jagweed

1 - A weed imported from the northern parts of France. Typically jagged in nature.

2 - Someone or something that makes me want to shoot up a school.

See also:
douchebag
dildo that slipped through the cracks
fuck head
Wally
Wiener
Cuttie

"I'm gonna level with you, hes a bit of a douche. Total Jagweed."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Naps

Having peas in your head; Buckshots
The inability for hair to be penetrated by combs.

Thia has naps in the back of her head.

by Sheldon November 20, 2003

Shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A portmanteau derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by Sheldon September 4, 2008

Stink Finger

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.

I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger

by Sheldon December 26, 2003

shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A neologism derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by sheldon September 1, 2008