3 definitions by SheAteThePlacenta
That guy you you could have had it all with but something, whether it was distance or just bad timing, drove you apart and now your left wondering, "what if?"
Tonight's one of those nights I think of Charlie and listen to Boston by Augustana on repeat...alas he was the one that got away.
by SheAteThePlacenta August 8, 2017
A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020
(1) A person who's job is to offer emotional support and guidance to the students in any given school district. This person can talk to students when they are having a bad day and help them apply to colleges.
(2) The "School Mom"
(2) The "School Mom"
I had a period stain on the back of my pants today at school and my guidance counselor was the only one who could make me feel better. She got me get new pants from the lost and found and even let me eat a gogurt in her office till I stopped crying.
by SheAteThePlacenta August 31, 2017