Shdylatina's definitions

Green weenie

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.

Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

Alcgagamos

Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.

Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot

Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it

Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.

Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

Dickmatized

When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.

Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”

Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?

Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”

by Shdylatina March 23, 2019

Papi

Derogatory term meaning “daddy”, used mainly in the bed by Latina women. What many men don’t know is that it’s a secret, powerful, and dangerous word we use in order to get you to bust your load upon immediate use. If we’re using this word it’s either because we want you to bust our walls down or because you’re destroying our pussy. Most commonly used when hitting it from the back, exercise with caution.

Person 1: “You like that Mami.”

Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”

“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”

by Shdylatina March 23, 2019

Quiero Leche

Spanish term meaning “I want milk”. Mainly used by Latin women, if she sends you this she doesn’t really want milk....at least not that kind.Most Commonly used in conjunction with milk emoji.

Person 1: “What’s up babe, how are you?

Person 2: “Quiero leche papi.”

by Shdylatina March 23, 2019

Sassy Veronica

Alias held by slutty cam girls who slide in your dm’s during early hours of the day asking you for money because your father was caught choking the chicken on camera. Sadly these dumb girls think you’re going to pay for your dad’s hoe ways but they are unfortunately mistaken. Warning they will send the pictures and you will be scarred for life.

Person 1: Dude what’s up you’re really quiet this morning

Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again

Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019