Shdylatina's definitions

Tampicomom

Young woman in her late teens to early twenties-who is already the mother of 2 to 5 plus children. She can be found in the late hours of the night swiping her ebt card or fiending for dick from the same type of guys who already pay her child support. She claims to do it all on her own but can’t even watch her own children who are typically covered in hot Cheeto dust reeking havoc and destruction.This girl can typically be found asking why no one wants to be with her or help her but we all know the reason. Most girls with these symptoms have daddy issues stay away at all cost.

Person 1: “ Can you believe this bitch I opened her fridge and the only thing she had was a pack of Coronas”

Person 2:“ Doesn’t she have kids?”

Person 1: “Yeah and 5 different baby daddies”

Person 2: “Fucking tampicomom”

by Shdylatina August 30, 2019

Dickmatized

When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.

Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”

Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?

Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”

by Shdylatina March 23, 2019

Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.

Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

Papi

Derogatory term meaning “daddy”, used mainly in the bed by Latina women. What many men don’t know is that it’s a secret, powerful, and dangerous word we use in order to get you to bust your load upon immediate use. If we’re using this word it’s either because we want you to bust our walls down or because you’re destroying our pussy. Most commonly used when hitting it from the back, exercise with caution.

Person 1: “You like that Mami.”

Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”

“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”

by Shdylatina March 23, 2019

Green weenie

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.

Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

MRE

Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if you’re lucky it’ll pass out of your system in ten years.

Person 1: man I haven’t shit in five days is this normal I think I’m going to die if I eat one more MRE

Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube

Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?

Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

Alcgagamos

Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.

Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot

Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it

Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019