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Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Green weenie mug.Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if you’re lucky it’ll pass out of your system in ten years.
Person 1: man I haven’t shit in five days is this normal I think I’m going to die if I eat one more MRE
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the MRE mug.When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.
Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”
Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?
Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?
Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Get the Dickmatized mug.Young woman in her late teens to early twenties-who is already the mother of 2 to 5 plus children. She can be found in the late hours of the night swiping her ebt card or fiending for dick from the same type of guys who already pay her child support. She claims to do it all on her own but can’t even watch her own children who are typically covered in hot Cheeto dust reeking havoc and destruction.This girl can typically be found asking why no one wants to be with her or help her but we all know the reason. Most girls with these symptoms have daddy issues stay away at all cost.
Person 1: “ Can you believe this bitch I opened her fridge and the only thing she had was a pack of Coronas”
Person 2:“ Doesn’t she have kids?”
Person 1: “Yeah and 5 different baby daddies”
Person 2: “Fucking tampicomom”
Person 2:“ Doesn’t she have kids?”
Person 1: “Yeah and 5 different baby daddies”
Person 2: “Fucking tampicomom”
by Shdylatina August 30, 2019
Get the Tampicomom mug.Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.
Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the Semper Fucked mug.Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.
Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the Cock o’clock mug.The RKO/ FINISH HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!! of all the sex moves, ladies know this more than anyone else. Typically known as most men and women’s favorite position however it’s the one given the least attention too because guys lose their shit when in it, but who could blame them. After a few minutes in this position, your partner can be found having what appears to be a seizure ....it’s okay he’ll recover.
Person 1: I just want someone to hit it doggy-style for at least 10 min is that too much to ask
Person 2: girl with an ass like that you already know the answer
Person 2: girl with an ass like that you already know the answer
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
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